Zhang Ziyi looking fobby cute for Maybelline
Monday, April 10th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee

Zhang Ziyi seems to a popular amongst the lists for the Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006. It's glad to see she's capitalizing on her natural beauty to hustle Maybelline for money and free shit...and she gets to kick it with Adriana Lima too.












the caption on that 1st picture is great.
Ziyi IS cute.
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for some reason these asian posts always remind me of the casino
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I like how they chose some of the most unattractive people in China to stand next to Zhang Ziyi.
Great marketing!
"Use Maybelline & become pretty!"
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i didn't even check out all the pictures
those captions are hilarious
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She is the cutest thing ever!
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Yeah I agree fully she is cute. She's like a doll the only thing is this is one doll I wouldnt be ashamed to "play" with.
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is it just me or in the 5th pic can you see the line wear her make up ends..its like shes wearing a white mask..just take a look at her neck..or is it a birth mark?
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the captions are cracking me up, LOL
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Jackson !!!
Hahahah "SPOKESRADY!!!!" hahahah
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she could stand to whiten her teeth.
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Fobby? Yes. Cute? Uh... ....
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WHY did they spear her microphone through that block of TOFU?
And on page 3: is it just me, or do these people all look the SAME?
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[...] Okay, so here we go again with me making fun of Zhang Ziyi’s fobby accent…but c’mon, it’s fun damnitt!!!… and shit, I do it just cause I’m Chinese too… if you didn’t realize that from all the fobby posts I’ve done in the past…let’s not forget about Miss Tourism. I don’t know how that says a lot about me but fuck it we’re having fun here!!! [...]
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[...] No fobby Maybelline talk here because I think Zhang Ziyi looks pretty fine here. [...]
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You fuckin moron! That would be what a JAPANESE person sounds like pronouncing English Phonetics not a CHINESE person. Get your idiot head outta your ass already.
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not quite the best pictures of her, but she is a cutie.
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