Zahara Jolie-Pitt & Maddox Jolie-Pitt: The Super, Mega, Power Lottery Winners
Posted on Saturday, December 3rd, 2005 @ 1:21pm by Moelicious

Pics come courtesy of Just Jared.
A legal petition seeking to change the names of the children to Zahara Jolie-Pitt and Maddox Jolie-Pitt was filed Friday in Los Angeles, publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a written statement to The Associated Press.
"We are confirming that Brad Pitt is in the process of becoming the adoptive father of both children," the statement said. "No further comment is being made." [Yahoo!]
If just having Jolie behind their names wasn't enough, Maddox & Zahara Jolie are no more.
Enter Maddox & Zahara Jolie-Pitt.
So yes, Maddox can officially get any girl, anywhere in the worlds on the grounds that his mommy is Angelina Jolie & his new daddy is Brad Pitt. Also, going up against Preston Federline & future poker shark, Violet Afleck, Maddox will also be the coolest socialite of the group.
Can a kid get any luckier?! My God.
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dont forget tom cruise's adopted kids...that whacko probably has more money than jolie & pitt combined...sure they have to deal with his psychotic scientology episodes & brainwashing & they have zombie nicole for a mom, but i think it would be worth it.
maddox is going to be so cool though...tom's kids will probably stay boring.
ANGELINA IS SOOOOOOO MUCH COOLER THAN JEN!!!!! (
ANGELINA IS SO UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEN IS SO MUCH COOLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRAD-PITT IS SO RETARDED FOR HOOKING UP WITH ANGELINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here we go again...on one side we have team aniston...the woman who put the skank in the skinny skank...And on the other side we have the beautiful, graceful and very delicious angelina...ya rite brad made a mistake..but who cares really...
the jolie-pitt family eats poo-poo
Jennifer is so much better off without the mumble mouth dumbass that is Brad Pitt. And Angelina isn't graceful as much as she is slithery and snake like...
Did you know "pitt" means "penis" in Swedish?!!
Angelina is crazy,today can is all well, after precipition, marrige today in hollywood is changeable
Brad pitt it goes after to change angelina another woman,
juliette lewis
gwyneth paltrow
jennifer aniston
all very famous and now angelina jolie,
IN 2 YEARS BRAD PITT IT GOES TO change ANGELINA ,HE WANT A COLLECTION EX WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND
that's too sweet, i'm so happy for the family! to all u brad and ange haters out there, give it a rest why don't u? y would brad stay w/ jen when he isn't in love w/ her and y would jen want brad if he doesnt want her and vice versa? what kind of marriage would that be? people change and it's natural that what u wanted or who u fell in love w/ in the past isn't the same in the present. plus, at least jolie-pitt r doin some good work together in 3rd world countries and not flaunting their love around hollywood, no me gusta tomkat. props to the lovely pair!
Jumboree's right!
ANgelina Jolie kicks asssss
I seriously didnt know Hugh Hefner had any talent...wod u care to elaborate on that one
As far as I can tell, Hugh H. has a talent for throwing kick-ass parties, screwing lots of gorgeous women, and having a successful magazine empire.
Ah, finally they become a family together just like I've been hoping for.
Jumboree and Judiciously:
Then if someone's a French-Swede? Then Jolie-Pitt means --
He is an excellant pornographer. Both verbally and visually. Oh, and a marketing genius.
Brad isn't going to be the one doing the dumping...Angelina is gonna dump him just like she has all of the other men in her life. I can smell a divorce coming already!
ee brad is starting to sound like wacko jaco it is all about the kids scary. nicoles kids will at least have had a mother who can act and i think she is fab. at least she does not parade them around fo every mag to print about how what a great person she is for adopting. angelina must need the money to support the kids. even her father is not happy about it all and hes no saint. maybe brat is a winty and does not want the world to know. i feel sorry for these kids with two sex crazy parents how scary to be woken in the night by animal sounds. maybe they will also get vibrating panties
AWWWW stop HATIN' most of you Aniston-lovers know d^mn well if Jolie walked up to you you'd pass out! What do you care if Brad hooked up with Angie? What is so hard to accept? That he may actually be happy for once or that Jennifer the EX-FRIEND star...ha... has to find a career on her own now (from the looks of 'Derailed' she's still looking for one.)? All I know is that no matter what happens, Maddox, Zahara and any other freakishly perfect looking offspring Angelina may conceive are set for LIFE YO!!!!
if angelina jolie walked up to jen fans we most likely wouldnt even know its her because she would look like any other female in south africa as we have alot of more beauriful and sexy people walking our streets. i suppose some one like you would not be able to say these shitty things to jennifer anistons face as it is easier to comment on the net than face to face. does pitt look happy to you he seems to have become the nannie and jen had a career long before pitt appeared but with your brain may be you cant read or havent been able to afford a movie ticket have you seen derailed yet if not butt out or go smoke some good stuff before you speak
Im very happy for the gorgeous family!! And might i add that that would be the worlds perfect three some!!
Jenifer Aniston is only attractive to women, and men that will become gay later in life. Any man who would not have sex with Angelina IS, I repeat, IS gay.
I am a kinda chubby guy and my GF looks better than Jennifer Aniston by far.
Admitedly Angelina's movies tend to suck as a whole but so do Jen's, And angie IS the hotest woman currently alive.
No one even comes close.
Bottom line, Jen asks me to do her...I say hell no skinny bones.
Angelina asks me to do her....I...do her...and then die happy.
angelina is so ugly lol her jaw is rectangular and as sharp as a man. why do her lips look soggy and out of proportion to those baby / worn- out teeth. u guys are funny. and dont get me started on those premature birth, eyes of hers. ewwwwww. ha ha. i cant hate sum1 who is so good for a laugh. she looks like an ugly kid who jus pissd d bed hollaaaa!!! lol, dare i say its the comercialism ur attracted to maybe, or the pretentious way she adopts kids like toys to cover up her sleaze, bull etc. she had no love as a kid dudes, that face and those poor attempts at looking nice, when shes not being smut is com ee kal. def blak magic on brad lol. bi aaaach
I love Angelina. Have you seen her in "Life or Something Like It". Believe it or not she plays a Jennifer Aniston type character in a comedy. It is out on DVD. It is very good. The funny thing is that Angelina Jolie can "do" the Rachael Green thing even better than Jennifer!!!! You've got to check it out. Angelina is even blonde in this part.
Here is my love song dedication to Angelina and to Brad. It is a song by Ben E. King called "Save the Last Dance For Me". It was out in 1960. I think the song seems to say that "I don't care about what some jerks call you, or try to stick a lable on you, you are mine now. I love you. I accept you. Come home to my arms. I will love you and take care of everything. The future belongs to us.
Save The Last Dance For Me:
You can dance
Every dance with the guy
who gives you the eye.
Let him hold you tight.
You can smile
every smile for the man
who held your hand
beneath the pale moonlight.
But don't forget
who's taking you home,
and in those arms you're gonna be.
So darling
Save the last dance for me.
Oh, I know
That the music's fine
like sparkling wine
Go and have your fun
Laugh and sing,
but while we're apart
don't give your heart
to anyone.
And don't forget who's taking you home
and in whose arms your gonna be
Oh darling
Save the last dance for me.
Baby, don't you know I love you so
Can't you feel it when we touch?
I will never never let you go.
I love you oh so much.
You can dance.
Go and carry on till the night is gone and it's time to go.
If he asks
if you're all alone, can he take you home, you must tell him NO.
'Cause don't forget who's taking you home and in whose arm's
you're gonna be.
So darling
Save the last dance for me.
Oh Blondie, you're so very sweet. Yeah, I love AJ in "Life or Something Like It". Do you dig Lanie singing "Satisfaction" with the strikers? Team Jolie rocks.
Relationships work and fail everyday. Jen and Brad were the favorites of many people and even if we don't know them personally, we feel for them when things don't go right. We would feel for anyone. But things didn't work out for Jen and Brad. And if Brad started something while still married to Jen, well that's bad. But now that Brad and Angelina are together, a lot of women are most likely hating on Angelina, while Jen is quietly crying inside. There is pain for everyone in this threesome. I know Jen will be hurting because of this baby because she loved Brad very much. And Angelina will be looking like the evil witch for a very long time. But that's life. What can you do? Nothing, but move on. I think Jennifer has class and her career will keep on going. She had one before Brad came along, so she'll be fine. She's pretty, she's got an awesome body and I'm hoping an awesome personality, so in time she'll find someone to love again. But I don't think Brad and Angelina are a pair. I don't think they match. And I don't think it will last. Jolie will step all over Brad and he'll start regreting he left Jennifer. What comes around goes around. I guess I can say this because it happens all the time. It happened to me. Might as well call me Jen. Now my ex is crying the blues - baby with the other woman and all. So we'll see what happens to Brad and Jolie.
I am listening to some of your comments and I would hate to be married to people like some of you. You are forgetting that Brad and Jen were MARRIED. He should not have been crying to Angelina about wanting a baby and Jen not being ready. He should have been talking to Jen about it and stayed far away from a woman with a history of breaking up marriages. Hello! Do you guys not see the pattern of Jolie? Billy Bob and Laura Dern and Uma and Ethan Hawke and now Brad and Jen? Jolie can't find a man, outside of her family, who isn't married? There is something wrong with that woman. And her adopting? Please! She starts to wear all black and kisses her brother passionately in public and her career starts to head south and then suddenly everyone is talking about how wonderful she is for adopting some less fortunate children...can you say GOOD publicity for once? My only question as far as Brad and Angelina goes is who is gonna break it off with who first. Neither of them have any kind of good track record. I just feel bad for those kids. I can't imagine it is gonna be easy to grow up knowing your parents are people like those two.
I SECOND THAT!!
JEN FAN BUT NOW THAT JOLIE IS PREGGIES THEY SHOULD DO THE RIGHT THING AND GET MARRIED FOR THE CHILDRENS SAKE AND TRY TO STAY MARRIED. IF JOLIE GIVES UP ACTING AND PRODUCES MORE KIDS FOR PITT AND BECOMES THE HOUSE WIFE PITT WILL BE HAPPY AND MAYBE STAY MARRIED. I AM SURE HE IS LOOKING FOR A WIFE LIKE HIS MOM AND HE WILL CHANGE JOLIE INTO ONE. NO MORE UN AS IT WILL TAKE HER AWAY FROM THE KIDS. MAYBE BOTH WILL RETIRE AND WE WILL NOT HAVE TO HAVE ANY MORE COMMENTS AND HATE SPREAD ABOUT CLASSY JEN THAT HAS SHOWN ONLY DIGNITY AND CLASS IN THIS WHOLE MESS. HOPE THE TWO ADOPTED KIDS ARE GOING TO BE TREATED JUST LIKE THEIR OWN
lets put it this way..angie is better than jen simply bcuz angie doesnt think in what is good for her..she always thinks on whats best for the rest...and we can see that in every action as a un embassador. She has adopted 2 children and she only 30, shes succesfull and a great mom.
Jen on the other side...didnt want to give brad a family...why? cuz she thinks of HER career while her ex husband dreams day and night of becoming a father...
Brad wasnt gonna wait ...i mean he is 42...
Hmm...that's true. He is at that age where he would really want a family.
I disagree about Angelina not being selfish. Going after a married man is VERY selfish! And you can't force wanting children on EITHER person in a relationship. It is a BIG commitment and you BOTH have to be ready or you are not going to be good parents. And that part about Brad getting OLD, maybe he should have settled down sooner in his life until waiting until he did. They have only been married for a few years. A relationship needs to be cultivated and two people need to be happy and comfortable with each other before they bring a child into the mix. Children change a relationship and two people need to be prepared and able to deal with that change. What would have happened if Jennifer HAD had a baby with Brad and he was unhappy about something else in their relationship and left her as quickly as he did? She would be stuck raising a child in a broken home and how is that responsible or unselfish or fair to the child?
jen came from a broken home and was right to waite because pitt proved that he was not the faithfull kind and children do not keep a marriage together she knew what it was like to grow up in a single parent home. she is not the only actressess to want kids a a later age it is common in hollywood to have kids at a more mature age look at nicole kidman julia roberts and quite a few actresses. so don't judge jen because you are a jolie fan be fair
There is something about turning 40 years old that will make a man and a woman sit down and do some serious thinking. They may take a long hard look at their lives. They realize that they have come a long way since their 20's. Time seems to have flown. If they are very lucky, they just might live to be 80 years old. A lot of people are grandparents by the time they reach 40 years old. Do the math. You have a child at 20, and your child has a child at 18 years old, or younger. If Brad and Jennifer would have been lucky enough to have had a child right after they got married, how old would that child be today? Three or four years old? Was Brad robbed? Did Jennifer cheat Brad out of a son or daughter? Some might feel that way; if you want to think that she delibrately took measures to avoid getting pregnant. Why not lie and say that I had tried everything possible to conceive, but I just did not conceive. I think that Jennifer is going to keep that part of her private life private. Even though we are dying to know all of the juicey details. We are natural born snoops. I get the impression that Vince is really tickling her funny bone, and that he has her in a fun filled happy place. I think that he is paying a lot of attention to her, and giving lots of snuggly kisses and hugs that new love brings. I think that Brad, Angelilna, Vince, and Jennifer will live happily ever after, in time. They may even all end up as pretty good friends. I have a girl's name picked out for the baby, if it is a girl....Jen for Jennifer...Gie for AnGIE...equals JENGIE.
A singer named El Debarge had a song out called "Jengie" and I have searched the Net for it. Wait until you hear it. It is one of the prettiest songs on the planet. I think that it may have never been released as a single. What a pitty. I'm still searching.
Everyone seems to forget that Jennifer Aniston was the on quoted as replying "I don't know, I think you're always sort of wondering." When asked if Brad was the love of her life. She knew as well as he did that their future together was uncertain; as is many marriages in today's society. We live in a self-indulgent climate especially here in America where rarely are people ever satisfied; always wondering if there is something better out there.
Angelina has been very vocal about her pain and resentment toward her father for cheating on her mother. I doubt that she would pursue a married man and make herself a hypocrite. She is a stunning, powerful presence, with the ability to sexually attract even the straightest of women! Her personality and way of thinking is literally intoxicating. She and Brad seem to fit one another in their sense of priorities in the world - using their money and public profiles to bring attention to what is really important, like poverty, disease, and other pandemics of injustice on this planet. People who have time to devote to making the world better are instead on threads like these judging and insulting these strangers and their relationships.
Why not wish them the best of their journeys, and their courage to pursue what they feel and beleive despite public ridicule and prying. It takes a strength that few know. Brad and Angelina ROCK ON; love and inspire and kudos on making a baby that will have the most amazing mouth EVER!!!!!
I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE ALL OF YOU ANISTON LOVERS F*** YOU
why the swearing angie fan 1975? if your pissed of with us jen fans blame it on your angelina. If you should know, she planned this whole thing, jeopardizing jens life, jen is a good person ever since, there isnt a bad bone in her body, im not saying shes perfect but who is anyway? and because of this your beloved ange is jealous. shes jealous of jennifers overall essence as a woman. she thought she could break jen. nobody could break a good person andnow shes stuck with brad. karma, karma,karma.
angie lover 1975, don't curse out Jen Fans, curse yourself out.
Ah, I bet someone else got her all doodied up that morning, spread word of her intended whereabouts, bundled up the kid and started posing for the public. Buying toys and candy in high-heeled shoes - I'd be more impressed if she were grocery shopping in sweats and sneakers.
Anyway, probably took three weeks of planning, ten assistants, and four body guards for her to play Mommy for half a bloody hour. Go Angelina.
Well Angie is 50 times prettier then Aniston and probably better in bed. But she's bitchier and uses people (I think she used Brad for publicity). Aniston, on the other hand, seems like a very caring person from what I know about her and she really loved Brad Pitt. But the boys always choose sex before love. I really wanna see how long they last together...it's interesting.
Yeah Twig you're probably right. She seems to try really hard to make herself the best person on earth by adopting like crazy. But what happens then? Who takes care of those kids? I'm sure as hell it isn't her. It really does look like she's "playing mom".
brad pitt doesnt deserve Angelina Jolie.
hugh hefner = republican
brad = not republican
HATE TO SEE ALL THIS BAD TALK ABOUT ANGELINA AND BRAD,FORTUNEATELY FOR YOU HATING LOSERS,IT DOSENT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK-YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AS GOOD OR MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS THEY!!! HA HA!
i agree with eatpie. They are using for money for good in 3rd world countries, adopting needy kids, and angie is even in some goverment thing to try and help. All Jen does is sit in her LA pad wanting to make even more money.
But the WORLD WILL STILL TURN whatever happens between them all, people get divorced all the time i'm sad to say.
woah.. why is everyone talking trash about jen angelina and brad? does it matter who brad is with? they're just normal people like us, and i doubt any of them would really appreciate the fact that all these people are debating over who he should be with and all that crap. it doesn't really matter who brad wants to be with. it's their lives and their decisions. i personally am a huge fan of both angelina AND jen. it really bothers me to see this all happening, but what can i do about it? everything happens for a reason and if brad feels that leaving aniston for jolie was a mistake, then he'll realize it on his own. and if he's happy then who cares what we think? just cuz your a fan of one of them, you shouldn't be talking trash about the other. thats not going to do anything for anyone. i'm sure both jenn and angelina are great people with successful careers. so if you people don't mindd, could we all just stop talking shit about the three of them!? cause frankly, no matter what we say or do, it is not going to affect the outcome of their relationship. its sad to see brad and jenn's relationship end, but why be with somone if your not happy? if they were truly meant to be together, then they would have been happy. it was quite easy to see that the two of them weren't happy together, and maybe this divorce was for the best. as for angelina and brad, they're happy together. they have a baby girl together, and we'll see what happens. so everyone MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESSS!!! thank you =]
i soo totally agree with my BFF =P
you wonder why Brad Pitt left Aniston? Just look at that face. She has a LOOONG horse face and has the biggest NOSE in Hollywood. She looks like the twin sister of JEsssica Parker. The only actress uglier than her is Tori Spelling. UGH! UGH! and more UGH!!!!
well done kelly, jennifer has also arnold schwarzenneger's chin!!!
yada yada yada helloooooo people. The only reason why people hate angelina is because everyone acts like shes the queen of the hole wide world. There are so many beautiful people out there and alot of women could show up jolie and im one of them. you dont have to have guppie lips to be pretty.
has anyone noticed that zahara is turninng out to be really pretty? she's going to be gorgeous.
Team Jolie all the way!!!!!!! Angelina and Jen are both attractive women but Angie is just 500 times more better looking......she cant help it.........As far as Angie being a home wrecker.........she didn't do it alone it takes two to tango.....Apparently Jen wasn't doing something right or else her and Brad might still be together.........I hope Brad and Angie stay together for the long run for the children's sake...........Oh Well.......like it was said before what we say has absolutely no effect on their lives......
Angelina Jolie is a real woman with real values and much more charming, smart and feminine than that cold ugly superficial vain bitche who attends by the name Jennifer Fucking Aniston. Angelina is a better person and great personality who cares about people but Aniston cares only about herself and her stupid hair besides she is a very inexpressive actress and her cold eyes and smile reflects how bad she is inside and outside.
Five reasons to preffer Angelina than fake smile Jen Aniston
Angelina Jennifer
naturally sexier, hot and feminine a lot of efforts to look like a human being.
politically and ecologycally correct its only about herself and her hair.
spontaneous friendly and lovely she looks VERY FAKE trying to be nice.
universal love for kids of all races to selfish to have even her own kid.
Excellent actress worst actress, no facial expression.
I luve angelina..oh i wish she adopted me then we could hv some hardcore lesbian incest...nywayz talkin of dat i was at a tity bar last nite for da first time and all i hv to say is Dayyyyyyyyym some of those gurls were ugly....and da guyz were way too fucking wasted to notice.
Bradd is like Hugh Hefner, but without the bath-robe and talent. He will dump Angie.
with your description not even i would ask you to do me idiot. in you dreams jen would ask you to do her and jen fans are not gay thats the point and never will be as long as there are men like orlando bloom jude law and johnny depp even johnny lee miller. angelina might do you as she is busy wth the pitt which shows she may be hot according to her fans but has pathetic taste
I really don't think brad and Angie are a cood couple. I just watched their movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith and not only did it suck, but they just don't have a good thing together. I don't see it. But she's probably good in bed, and hey, what man can think straight when some chick comes along and beds your man better than you?
Oh well, life goes on and Jen is handling herself well. GOOD FOR YOU JENNIFER! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN HIM!!
sorry the posted above is missing some hifen but you can figure out that the good things are about Angie and the bad ones about Jen.
i feel so sorry for all those kids, don't woory childern one day you will grow up and rlize what a whore your so called mom is and what a dush bag your so called dad is.
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