Young Paris Hilton: A Slutty History
Posted on Tuesday, January 24th, 2006 @ 12:33pm by Moelicious

Here are a few picas of Queen Slut over the years.
In today's P. Hilton News, we have...
They've asked me a million times. Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money.
"I'll never do it. Why? Because I'm Paris Hilton. [Hollywood.com]
I know this is old news, but what more could we possibly see of Paris Hilton that we haven't already seen?! Did she grow a penis since the sex video or something?!? Maybe, a pair of Hilton Balls that we're unaware of? I personally think Hef is wasting his time on this one...Concentrate on J. Alba, Hef!!!
Anyway, grab yourself lots of coffee & enjoy the pics!
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Those fake contact lenses are insane. "Why? I'm Paris Hilton"...and so what? You're a f****** slut, you're not a Nobel, bitch!
There is nothing wrong with her real eye color. I wear contacts, and I think that fake color ones are fun for a bit but not every single day.
Here are some of her before and after pictures:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005276.html
Call me crazy as i loath her guts, but in the before photos, she had something special about her. Even with the mousy hair...she was actually beautiful and sexy. Now she looks like a ho on crack. And now that she is trying to be sexy she repulses me.
And i would kill for dark eyes, what is WRONG with that bitch?
No doubt that she's a slutty whore, but I'd still bang her. Old Paris did look a lot more innocent I must say. When she stepped out into the spot light and every red-carpet ( how did she get there in the 1st place?? ) she changed her entire complex. She's looking more 'sexy' less homely. I think she's attractive, to bad she's got such a bad rap about her. As much as the sex vid help propell her career, she'll always have that label, I'm sure she doesn't care.
Oh yeah i forgot, Nichole as much make up as she has on in that 1st pic ( yikes !! ) actually looks pretty good!!
You know what Paris Hilton is to me? She's wasted potential. Can you imagine how beautiful everyone would find her if she was educated and talented , was a diplomatic person... she could be so beautiful and do a lot of good ... instead she's trashy, a horrible role model. I don't 100% loathe her but She makes my blood bloil sometimes.
Paris, Paris you should try to be a little more snob, That's not working.finally someone Discovered the real reason that she broke up with Nicole, because in the right moment they splitted, Nicole becomes a female kind of Gollum...
She was not beautiful then or now, bitch has always had a bird nose. She is a buttaface. Moe is right, Hugh Heffner needs to concentrate on getting lovely Jessica Alba to pose, not this ugly hoe Paris hilton.
P.S. and i don't care if Paris was as pure and sweet as the blessed Virgin Mary, her face would still be homely, people just would not make fun of her so much.
Paris Hilton's nose is fuckin HUGE!!!!!
Paris Hilton is a BABE and all you fat ugly whores cant compete with her in the looks department so you try and bring her down with childish insults on her body parts.Why dont you send Paris pictures af your selves and if she had the time and the reason to I'm sure she would find a million things wrong with your skanky hides and laugh herself silly.
Paris hilton is a dog fool, since when are beaked noses and her retarded eyes considered atrractive features? Reading some of the posts on here, it says her eyes are brown---Learn something new everyday. Some stupid 12 year old paris fan or a "friend" of this square head that thinks anyone who does not like her is "fat & ugly." As a guy, don't find her mug attractive at all, killer body though, but a buttaface. I see women walking around everyday better looking than her. But her body is tight, i will giver her that much.
I am a 29 year old male not a twelve year old girl and her long slender nose and half winking eye are not faults to me they just add individuality and charachter to her beautifull face. For you to say you see better walking around every day is a load of shit because if you could take home a photo of them and study their photos with the same BLINDED BY HATE attitude that most of you Paris baggers have due to jelousies of her wealth and life style,you will see that no one is born with perfect symmetry and find many faults with ALL I repeat ALL those girls you say were better because you glanced at them for a minute during a hard on.Vito you are deluded because PARIS HILTON is as good as it gets.
[because PARIS HILTON is as good as it gets]
That is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard, and a long *slender* nose? well at least you got the LONG part right anyway. She has a big hook on the end of it too, but if you are ok w/it, I think that is great. However though--sorry, Jessica Alba is as good as it gets, a young Grace Kelly was as good as it gets, Angelina Jolie is as good as it gets, that model that alomost died in the tsunami-Petra Nemowhatever- is a good as it gets. Charlize Theron is as good as it gets, the list goes on & on. Those women heve near perfect features, not Paris Hilton, you must know her and/or be related to her or something. While I do not think she is completely hideous, (she is ok, nothing great) there are WAY, WAY, better looking women out there EVERYWHERE, not just Hollywood. I have yet to hear ANYONE say PH is as good as it gets. Most people I know don't much think she is even that great looking, just ok at best. Except for her nose. You should really get out more if you think PH is the best looking woman out there. If she is the best looking woman out there, then the female population on this planet is screwed if she is the best looking a woman can ever get. However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if you want to be in the miniority and think that PH is the best it ever gets as far as what a woman looks like, then more power to you Sir. I also applaud you for not having to think a woman HAS to be PERFECT in order to be attractive. (That is more refreshing than you could imagine.) The fact that you like PH proves that, and I mean that as a compliment.
I will admit her money would be soooooo cool, but her face, no thanks. I would rather look like a young Grace Kelly anyday than paris or nikki hilton, that is just my opinion. You have to admit though, Grace Kelly was near perfection!
She bears a strong and disgusting resemblance to Sarah Horse-ica Parker in that blue shirt pic.
She sure does look like SJP in that pic, and that is not a good thing. Poor paris's nose is quite large. I have never thought of her as being pretty at all. JMHO, but I do like her blue contacts, she must pay and arm and a leg to get them to cover up her brown eyes like that. My neice wears them once in awhile, she has brown eyes like paris, but if she wears a cheaper pair you can tell. If she wears a really expensive pair on special occasions, you would never know. And her eyes are a darker brown just like paris h.
Paris is in no way shape or form beautiful, she is not even pretty. She does put her makeup on nice. And sometimes she looks nice in pictures. But this chick could hardly be considered a natural beauty. Jan is delusional.
The only ones delusional are you all because Paris Hilton is the most beautifull girl in the world.I have a keen eye for the women and there are none better than Paris.Angelina Jolie,Jessica Alba are you kidding. I rate Cameron Diaz better than them both at least Cameron does't need to let the air out of her lips like jolies built in air bags.And Alba has a top lip deformity poor girl not to mention her oversized melon.I definately see better walking around than those two all the time but from head to toe Paris is my number one the only thing is I would like to see her natural eye color . I will refrain from describiing Paris's body parts because I may need a cold shower.
Hello to # 22 *jan*, aka Kathy (as in Hilton) Mrs. Hilton you can shut the fuck up now. Paris Hilton's nose reminds me of a big hooked ski slope. Not attractive. And as far as HER lips go, her bottom lip is deformed. Give me Jessica Alba lips andy day over slut bag paris. Take a poll "jan", anytime, anywhere, go to any college frat house or pool hall in America, and see who the MEN, not paris's mother, would pick as being the beautiful one between Jessica Alba or Paris Hilton. That homely bitch PARIS would lose hands down. Sorry pal, you the one who is "delusional." Not all of us.
P.S. jan, JESSICA ALBA, not Paris, was named mose desireable woman by THOUSANDS of MEN across the country today by readers at askmen.com and some male magazine. Are they all wrong too. Now stfu and go dream about Paris and her big penis nose.
Its more like millions of men (maybe some women too) voted over the last few days. 2.5 to 3 million votes cast. It rates 99 women on facial beauty, body, how much they are desired, and future career outlook.
Jessica Alba took the top honors at #1, while Angelina Jolie took 3rd place. Sorry about that Jan. (Hmmmm, I guess 3 million people don't know what they are talking about?) Paris on the other hand did not even make the list at all. Sorry about that again jan, I do think a few years ago she was #95 or 96,97, something like that toward the end of the list. No matter how much of a buttaface two bagger Paris hoton is, like I said in my first post, she does have a tight little body.
Paris Hilton is fucking one of the ugliest "models" out there. If her last name was not Hilton, she would not be modeling. Try looking at some real mosdels jan, ones who are actually good looking. There is nothing pretty about this chick. Her sister is ok though.
And I only mean OK, nothing more.
Paris looks like an alien. Especially in the last picture. Think Mars Attacks!
Nikki Hilton looks like she rode the short bus into school.
Both of them are products of a gene pool in desperate need of chlorination. YIKES! Jan, time to get a new guide dog and white cane.
"You have to admit though, Grace Kelly was near perfection!"
YES!
Does anyone know where I can see pic's of her as a child?
Is that pic with the blue top really her?
She has such pretty big eyes, like I have never seen in any other .
#1 and O' Lordy !!!! THANK YOU !!!! please........parasite hilton is pretty, UNTIL ALL HER SURGERY!!!!!!!!! ugh! the nose, the fakeness! the vileness that is her!
personally, ive never met the hiltons but i have been to a few parties over the years where they are there, and nicky is the reserved one....paris.....yyyeaaahh...paris..well weve all seen the sluttyness (laughing!!) o'Lordy you rock i liked your above statements!!
oh, and no ones HATIN! im no model, no celeb, but i am a DEBUTONE, and although the hiltons did cotillion, i wish they'd show more class ( not nicky, paris ).
and Jan? no one is jealous or hating, and no one is white trash ( except brit spears (laughs!) ), but paris really is vile, and i LOVE how she pretends to be the Lilly White virgin of hollywood!!!!
love you guys!
ME
sorry, one more thing---Babies #18 ( i think! ) your so right about grace kelly and the hepburns--- PERFECTION! buti like carmen electra and jolie and kiera knightly too!
rock on peeps!!!
sorry its me again, but......Scarlett Johansenn was voted #1 sexiest female star-- and deserves it well!!!!! i like scarlet, im a girl, so what ;)
if this girl didnt have money and fame and plus plastic surgery, shed be the ugliest bitch on the block and no one would pay attention to her
She does have a good body, except her butt. It's CONCAVE!
well i don't think she has anything good about her. she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuckin fake. from bleaching her hair and putting extentions, to her blue contact lenses, and she 's fake about her money too. she is a "poor" heiress. she's only inherting $26 million dollars, nicole richie on the other hand is inherting $ 80 million dollars.
i do have to admit that she 's not a aneroxic horror. she is thin, but not disgustinlyskinny as she could be or was. I DEFINITLY AGREE WITH THE ONE THAT SAID THAT GRACE KELLY WAS NEAR PERFECTION. IT'S TRUE. DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE MARRIED A PRINCE ? THE PRINCE OF MONACO AND THE 3 CHILDREN SHE HAD, 2 GIRLS, ONE BOY, ARE AS ATTRACTIVE AS THEIR MOTHER WAS, AND GRACE KELLY'S OLDEST DAUHGTER, PRINCESS CAROLINE HAS 4 ATTRACTIVE CHILDREN, I MEAN YOU HAVE TO SEE THEIR PICS. HER MIDDLE CHILD IS CHARLOTTE CASHIRAGHI, WHO YOU WILL THINK SHE IS PERFECTION, ONLY 19 YEARS OLD, AND PRINCESS MADELIENE OF SWEDEN IS JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AND SO IS ZARA PHILLIPS (PRINCE WILLIAM'S COUSIN ), THE HILTON BITCHES CANNOT EVEN COMPETE, BECASUE THEY ARE ALL NATURAL UNLIKE PARIS AND NICKY. CAROLINE DIDN'T WANT HER DAUGHTER TO BE TITLED A PRINCESS,SHE SO COULD TRY TO LIVE A "NORMAL " LIFE, WHATEVER THAT MEANS WHEN YOU'RE ROYALTY
paris fuckin nasty, nicole is a sexy bitchhh. at least they isn't 3,0000 like that pig of star jones, who will always be 5,000 tons to me
jan's on crack! what kind of a guy is named jan, anyway? if paris hilton is as good as it gets then the world is fucked! Jessica does look better! Nicole might be grossly anorexic but i still like her better!
nicole richie should eat a meal prferably paris hiltons c*** and film it and have the profits go 2 charity. at least they wouldnt then be totally useless.
I'm sure alot of you people say that ''imperfections are what make a person beautiful' so stop having a go at hers, and even if shes not pretty in your opinions, if you all posted you pictures, quite a few of you would be much uglier.
No Offence.
HER MIDDLE CHILD IS CHARLOTTE CASHIRAGHI, WHO YOU WILL THINK SHE IS PERFECTION, ONLY 19 YEARS OLD,-----------------------------
I agree, charlotte casiraghi, like her late grandmother, is so NATURALLY beautiful is should be a crime.
Paris could only dream of looking 1/1000th as good as her.
and as for you Ria, a few would be ugly, sure. But a lot would not be, just because someone finds Paris paris's face unattractive for whatever reason, and there are plenty, (I personally,like alot of people, can't stand her nose) does not make them automatically ugly or jealous? No, of course it does'nt.
Now Charlotte, I admit, I am jealous of, she is royal, RICH, richer than the Hiltons all put together, stunning, smart, young-19 years,
speaks several languages fluently, classy, herpes free unlike paris,sophisticated, beautiful, Princes William & Harry would like to meet her the list goes on! Now Ria, STFU----No offence.
(It would be nice to have the kind of mad cash Paris has though.)
i can just say....STUPID GIRLLLLSS STUPID GIRLS:) so so so stupid..lol:)
she is JUST A BITCH:)
I CANT TAKE THIS
if this girl didnt have money and fame and plus plastic surgery, shed be the ugliest bitch on the block and no one would pay attention to her
YOU FUCKIN SAID IT!!!!!! THE HERPES THING ASIDE, SHE DOES HAVE A HOT LITTLE BODY. SORRY, SHE DOES!
Too bad some of these pics are of Nicky, idiot.
stop talking bad about people... paris hilton is a person too and i dont care if you say she isnt because you know she is and she has feelings imagine if you were her... she has choices and we do too it is just that hers are recorded and you people have nothing better to do then make fun of her looks...
hello guys;
paris hilton never show up her ugly flat ass, two things makes her very attractive:
one her last name.
two all fakes things that she wears: hair, eyes, make up, tan and she is young.
thank you.
Paris Hilton is a scrubber and i cannot stand her now or ever. She has no respect for herself or anyone else. She is a user, a liar, an exhibitionist and an attention seeker.
She needs psychological help. Nicole Richie is way more attractive and i can only imagine what that silly bitch Paris did to her to make her get an eating disorder.
whahaha Paris is gewoon niet zo knap...
maar dat denkt ze wel...
So what if Paris wears colored contacts, bleaches her hair and uses fake tanners? Lots of people do!
So many of you talk about her nose - she hasn't had a nose job as many others have and it's obvious no boob job either. Paris is not so fake, folks!
she hasn’t had a nose job as many others have and it’s obvious no boob job either. Paris is not so fake, folks!---
then she is fucking stupid for NOT getting a nose job then, her nose is fucking ugly, big and hooked, and you fucking praise her for not getting one?? LOL-- stupid cunt, why the hell would anyone brag about being born with a big ugly nose like PH's and her nose being all "real." God if I'd had fo been born with a nose like hers, --THANK GOD I WAS'NT!! -- i would of had a nose job ages ago.
what a slutty whore
Oh! Oh! I know this one!!! She's Paris Hilton!
P.S. Those blue contacts PH wears 24/7 look so fake, give it up whore, you know your eyes are brown.
Jan, Sorry to dissapoint, I am not ugly or fat or anywhere near poor. And since MEN are not normally called whores, guess I am not that either. All I said was her nose is fucking huge. Why you ask, because it fucking is. And I stand by that statement. Look at her pictures, are we looking @ the same person attached to that schnoze? Are you seeing impaired??!!! She is not very goodlooking. I bet you even look better than her.
I am going to bed now, good night all, it has been a long day.
{Are they all wrong too?}
Nope, they're sure not, Paris is a dog.
JAN-- good one on alba!!!!!! sorry, but i dont fine her attractive either-- THANK YOU! fnally SOMEone is NOT on the alba(tross) bandwagon! and thank you O' LOrdy too!!!!
AND PARIS IS DEFINILY OBSSED W/ROYALTY B/C SHE'S NOT, I'VE REAd SO MANY TIMES THAT SHE CONDSIDERS HERSELF A "U.S. PRINCESS" ARE YOU SHITTEN ME? CUM ON PARIS , UH MAYBE UR THE PRINCESS OF WANNABES! AND PPL THAT THINK SHE ROYALTY ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP, SHE'S NOT EVEN CLOSE. THINK THE PRESIDENT, THE CLINTONS, THE KENNEDY'S , NOW THEY ARE LIKE ROYALTY.IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BIZ, PARIS ISN'T EVEN CONSIDERED HOLLWODD ROYALTY BRITNEY SPEARS IS, MAYBE THE HEIRESS THAT CAN COMPARE TO ROYALTY IS ATHENA ONASIS, HER GREAT-GRANDPA MARRIED JACKIE O. AND SHE IS THE WAETHLIEST GIRL ON THE PLANET, EAT UR HEART OUT PARIS! U JEALOUS UGLY ASS BITCH , YOU WISH U WERE ROYALTY! I KNOW SHE SCAMS TO SEE BLOGGINS ABT HERSELF , B/CUZ SHE THNIKS SHE'S THE SHIT, SO TAKE A LOOK, THE TRUTH HURTS! I AM DEFINTLY NOT JEALOUS OF A JOKE LIKE HER
MY bad, Make that lazy eyed dog please.
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