Winona Rider Is Still A Slim Shady Thief
Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Even though there was a high probably of theft of their jewelry, credit cards, trophies, etc, I bet people still had a great time sitting @ Winona's table. Man, just think of the jokes that must have been flowin'!! I would seriously cough up big bucks to have an opportunity to share a meal w/ Winona.
Anyway, check out a few more pics of Winona from the Academy Awards this past weekend.












First!! I like her boobs.
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I also would like to touch and squeeze them ever so gently...MmMmMmmm.
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Oh poor pee pee, get ready for a severe beating!
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Yeah she's got a nice rack, but she does like kinda shady!!! That's never going to be forgotten, u know.
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she has always been and still is absolutely gorgeous, only now she is as mad as warren of march hares too.
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does she still date the guy from (the band) helmet???
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Notice how that security guard chic is all over her in picture #3.
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she's so cute & the fact that she's and alleged thief makes her even hotter
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She's got that "deer in the headlights" look in almost every picture.
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