Wildly Overrated Maria Sharapova Hosts Espys
Thursday, July 14th, 2005 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning

Why has this chick's illusionary hottness blown so wildly out of proportion? Is it b/c she's a Ruskie who looks like Kournikova from a mile away & can also win grand slams? Whatever it is, it's all bullshit. I'm not saying the chick is ugs, but I'm just saying that she shouldn't be hosting a bloody sports awards show. There are far hotter chicks out there:
1. Half of the Russian Olympic volleyball team (need some English language coaching)
2. Kournikova---if they are so god damn desperate for a Ruskie blonde!
3. Logan Tom from the US volleyball team
Regardless, you can check out Roddick & Sharapova on the Espys this Sunday. Below, there's some eye-candy for Sharapova fans. Enjoy.
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Sharapova and Roddick hosted because they're damn good tennis players, yet they look good enough to appear in fashion ads, so that's what makes them marketable. Miss Anna, on the other hand, never had what they had... talent.
Still, you call Sharapova overrated (yet she's more popular for her dominance at such a young age that her good looks), yet you would prefer Kournikova (who is only popular for her looks but sucks). And LOGAN TOM is HOT?! WHAT?! Let's review.
This is hot...
http://girlsoftennis.net/anna0001.jpg
...and this is supposedly hot...
http://www.usolympicteam.com/wallpapers/tom800.jpg
...yet this is overrated?
http://expn.go.com/media/espy/2005/0713/photo/espy05.jpg
Yeah, so I pretty much posted the ugliest picture of Anna ever, but still... would anyone really give a shit about her if she never played tennis? No. She's just another stupid Russian. And not really that hot, I don't think. Sharapova, on the other hand, isn't getting a paycheck solely because of her looks. She's 18 and she's tearing it up, and looking decent. But your Logan Tom plug is totally inexcusable.
Oh and Sung-Hi Lee was hotter than all of them in 1998. The end.
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I completely agree. She's not hot at all.
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dude, logan tom is hot. She, along w/ the entire ruskie indoor volleyball team, was one of the reasons I followed the olympics last time. Here are the two lame posts I did:
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/08/27/lame-ducks-no-8/
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/08/30/my-olympic-moment/
ok, maybe I went a little too far w/ sharapova, but if it makes you happy, I would take a single Sharapova over a chance to spend a scandalous night w/ both the william sisters. I get chills thinking about it.
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"That volleyball player…..common! haha She is horrendous."
You people are harsh.
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damn you people. It's not worth humiliating myself.
I'll now go & sit in the corner.
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J... in the 1997 Book of Lingirie, she did the awesome picture set in the jungle, but in 1998 she did a Girls Of Summer pictorial where she looked hotter than ever, as well as the infamous milk shots in the '98 BOL. Because of that, I am calling 1998 the Year of the Sexual Dragon. Props, though... '97 was still a good year.
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Marky.....
I think what I love most about your response is this:
Marky is at work right now reading my posting. He decides to surf the web AT WORK....looking over his shoulder nervously....just praying they don't audit their staff's website viewing habits. He looks up some naked pictures of Sung Hi....checks the years to differentiate between 97 and 98 (cuz there is NO way he just knows this stuff by heart)....closes his browser quickly....erases his cache....and posts his findings on Bastardly.
Excellent job my friend.
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dude...your links NEVER work. lol
I actually find humor in this running theme. Every day you should post a link that people will reeeally want to click on, then have it not work.
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I got a alter vista site that is in another language. I can't even navigate it to see what he may be trying to show us!
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J and Tammy... I've created a solution to my shitty link issue:
http://markyd.blogspot.com/
I set it up before, but never had a reason to use it. Now I do. Because my links suck.
Now I can say confidently that 1998 was the best year ever.
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Moe... I'm not THAT guy, trust me. I just have to make an appearance out of the cubicle every once in a while, so I can act all stressed and over-worked, and if someone asks what's up, I respond with something like "this project is killing me" or "I'm swamped, I'll catch you later." You know... just to seem like I care. And then I go back to doing nothing. I'm not gonna lie... it's pretty fantastic.
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Sung-Hi looks so incredibly sexy in that pic. You’re right about her ass. It looks fabulous all hunched up like that laying on the sand. That damn sea doo in the background needs to go. I'm with J on the curves, he's right those chicks wouldn't be as hot without em
Luv Hiromi and NatashaYi as well, ultra-hot!
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Moe... I think its pretty clear what we need: A SUNG-HI LEE IS THE BEST LOOKING ASIAN EVER post. Let's take this shit back to 1998. I'll supply the PG-rated pics if you just say the word.
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J,
Wasn't me. I would've identified myself.
Just got into work about an hour ago.
Plan on sending you an email this afternoon when I have more time.
Will definitely post my review as well. I don't know about the best looking Asian ever post, but I'm down with a Sung-Hi Lee post. Once Sung-Hi entered the mix everyone forgot about this Sharapova chick, who?
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though slightly cross-eyed.....do you know who else does it for me? Kaila Yu
http://www4.kinghost.com/asian/playmate/tp002/playmateo.htm
more of the traditional thin bodied, boob-jobbed asian girl like sung hi
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Now that's my kind of girl. She's no Sung-Hi, but still, a quality chick.
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J,
This chick is smokin’ hot. Does it for me as well..big time!
Lean body, great breasts, nice ass, sexy hair, and a beautiful face, this chick has it all… total package. Never heard of her before but I’m a fan now. Luv her in that silk blouse and black panties. Plenty of “wow� factor.
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LOL! An automatic trigger will now be sent to your IT Manager who will then present his report to your boss. Here is a copy of the report.....
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Trigger results:
14-July-2005 IP address 155.331.31.31 ventured into forbidden domain: sex,nudity. User name: Marky D
Automated termination order forwarded to Human Resources
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i have to disagree with the notion that Sharapova is overrated...she's pretty hot, i like the height deal too...total package, looks/athletic.
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If anyone is still reading this I have very lovely tits. they are much bigger than Sharapova's. I was speaking in her voice when i said that...mine are a full C cup/medium D...depending on the bra.
damn, i cant get over how flat she is!!! her face looks pretty though.
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Gia stepped up! What a good sport, thanks for painting a picture. I bet you don't have 3 titties though.
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I could care less 'bout her... I'm more interested in the woman in the green playboy bunny outfit. Mmm. Bunny want a carrot?
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hi
how r u dear maria sharapova i m ur fane from pakistan i like u so so so so ....
much ur my best Tennis Star in the world.
dear maria if u see this message please send me answer i waiting u if u see answer
i m very very happy that u talking me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dear maria ur my best....
maria sharapova is the best
dear sharapova can we make a friendship please
may god you win every Match my god with u
miss u dear maria and love a lots for u take
care of ur self and ur parent bye bye bye bye
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Maria has the face of an angel and an elegance and radiance which I'll take over Kournikova's bust/ass anyday.
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Since I'm 1/4 russian or something like that and I know many russian girls, I can absoluetly admit this is one of the worst looking russian women I've seen. Not that she's hiddeous or ugly, she's just not worth all that fame she's getting. I agree, she's very overrated.
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3 bracelet carat diamond tennis
3 bracelet carat diamond tennis
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i agree!! she is ok but not hot. Over rated she is
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I want to lick the sweat off of her
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that post was funny as hell. when I clicked on your Anna link, I was thinking to myself "this dude found THE worst picture of her ever". But then you came clean below and admitted it. Anna does have a smokin' body. Tennis player or not. Her face is a little too Russian though. haha
That volleyball player.....common! haha She is horrendous.
I do support the comment, however, that Sharapova is being trumped up a little bit too much in the looks department. But Marky hit it on the head when he said Roddick and she have the best combination of looks and elite skill of anyone out there right now. That's marketable.
I think Sung-Hi's 1997 label was a better vintage than her 98 label. More full-bodied. The beginning?
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hey Moe! (sorry, couldn't resist)
wait, was your posting this morning of those other Logan Tom picks supposed to sway us into thinking she is actually hot or were they intended to solidify our belief that she is heinous??
you succeeded in the latter. lol
I'm ain't feelin' the rooskies either. but I realize that everyone has their own tastes.
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J... well done. You pretty much nailed me, but I did remember the 1998 Girls of Summer off the top of my head. She just looks so hot walkin around this dock and on top of this old boat in nothing but heals with sexy straps.
DISCLAIMER: Do not click the link below unless you are 18 or older.
http://eviltheater.altervista.org/donne/sung%20hi%20lee/sung2/007.jpg
Yeah I'm probably an asshole for doing that on this "clean site", but if you're gonna post nip slips, let the kids see some real asian beauty. Oh well.
Now I'm gonna go delete my cache and have some awkward forced conversation over by the water cooler.
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J! This one works! I swear!
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Evidentally milk DOES do a body good! WOWZERS! I'm not gay but I have to say...she does look hot! You forgot to do the "if you're not 18 do not click on the link" warning again though.
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Marky.....come clean. Did the "I work for your company" line make you shudder for at least a nano-second before you came to your senses and disregarded the comment?
I do love that collection of Sung Hi images. She was oh so hot back in the day. But, when comparing her to the honeys we were comparing the other day, she does seem a bit lacking in curves. As you can probably tell by now, I likes my asians curvy!
Hey, you should post T's pictures on your site.....all of them. Booyah-ca-SHAH!
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Granted Maria isn't "all that" however, in comparison to the Williams sista's, she's pretty tasty.
Sorry your tit-less Gia.
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Gia....settle this once and for all. Describe your tits for us. You need to set the record straight.
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notice how my link worked? ; )
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w/ surgery these days, I'm she can get the extra one if she has the dough...
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i just get a random alta vista site.
by the way, i don't know how to break this to you but here goes:
I work for your company.
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"Now I’m gonna go delete my cache and have some awkward forced conversation over by the water cooler."
Dude, I have this one guy at my work who will literally put me in a cage & talk to me about complete bullshit for 20 mins. I have to intentionally look the other way when I pass the guy, but the guy is seriously talented at talking about complete nonsense for a prolonged period of time.
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Marky D is living the "Office Space" life. He and 100 million other drones out there.
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OCG....was that you who emailed me and who I sent pictures of T to this morning? If so, you have to post your review a la Marky D.
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Didn't work for me. I got some page that says "This page has been filtered by the firewall for the following reason: Sex, Nudity." Weird.
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Marky D...Don't forget the cover sheet on the TPS reports!
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um....yeeeeaaah
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A Sung-Hi re-set from yesterday only this time with pictures. Outstanding!
Thought you guys we’re living in a time warp talking about a hot babe from ’97 or ’98, that is until I saw those pictures. Thought she’d look dated but was dead wrong.
This chick can more than hold her own her with any of these other babes we’ve seen.
Luv her lean body and what a great set of legs. Fantastic pics. I now understand and share your obsession with her.
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J and Tammy... give me back my stapler.
Also... Sung-Hi may not be quite as curvy as your girl T, but she still had an ass to die for. And by the way, liking the asians curvy makes you quite a minority--dudes who like asians typically prefer their girls petite and slender. But here's some booty pics of Sung-Hi for you...
DISCLAIMER - Don't click on this fucking link if you're not cool or old enough:
http://markyd.blogspot.com/2005/07/sung-hi-got-back.html
She still had some good meat on her bones. You can't argue with that.
I'm have to go... I have a meeting with the Bobs.
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that is one scary ugly brown jumpsuit in that last pic...lets really accentuate the fact that i have absolutley no tits. her face is kind of pretty with all this make up on though.
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Gia... thank you for accentuating that fact. I took the following notes:
GIA HAS NO TITS.
Have a fantastic day.
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I almost forgot we were originally talking about Maria Sharapova. I actually had to scroll up to see what Gia was talking about.
Were you assuming the role of Maria by talking in the first person or do you...Gia...not have any tits? ; )
Marky, you are right about my being in the minority (irony alert!) by likings my asians curvy. But my faves, besides T of course, are Hiromi and Natasha Yi. All cuuuuurves.
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