Who Invited Danielle Lloyd To "Horton Hears A Who" Screening?
Monday, March 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
Meet real reason Danielle ditched Jermaine
And sexy model Sarah Giggle was tittering again last night as she bared all about the England forward's up-front seduction techniques.
She grinned: "Just hours after we met, Jermain suddenly disappeared into a walk-in wardrobe then strolled out stark naked—wearing just a condom!"
Sarah revealed how, while unsuspecting Danielle was in hospital for a boob op, randy Defoe:
CHATTED her up in a nightclub
SEDUCED her back to his house with a barrage of filthy texts
TICKLED her into submission on the bed, while he
IGNORED a stream of messages from lover Danielle. Source
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Why would a woman not show off her best feature? Why does she not show us some leg? If you are trying to tease me, it's working.
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she seems to have lost some weight,although she still looks pretty much as revolting as ever.and ps Bastardly now officially sucks.this new layout is fucking lame.
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I love this bitch. She has on too many clothes, but i still love this bitch.
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He's a footballer. That's what they do.
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The little boy standing next to the English Whore is going to have years and years of masturbation material in which to contruct penis-expanding fantasies out of. His first fantasy will involve the English Whore asking him if he wants to take a ride to the after party in her limousine, where she will unzip his pants and give him a blowjob. Your peepee is so big, she will say, and the little boy will grab the English Whore by the ponytail, lift up her head, and look down at what is a ten-inch black dick. The English Whore will lick the little boy's lips and say, I don't think I can fit all of it in me mouth. The little boy will direct the English Whore's mouth back down onto his penis, at which point he will say, Manchester for life, bitch!
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Nice are bruise. Maybe next time you should fall down the stairs and hit the door knob with your face. Cause stuff happens like that.....You know....
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I meant "arm"
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i'll save u lil girl!!! *saves the girl on the first page*
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didnt she star in the movie...
"Horton Hears A Ho"?
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PS whomever her ex boyfriend is must be braindead. Sarah Giggle looks like a man.
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Those kids look like fucking brats.
Oh yea, and Horton hears a who is the best Dr. Seus book ever.
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Mr. Ed called, he wants his fucking face back.
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Enough with the Dr. Suess movies. Horton smells a Cleveland steamer .
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Oh the WAG Wannabe returns! Wondered what had happened to the UKs #1 slapper? It was in the "headlines" that its had another boob job!
Wish she'd just fcuk off!
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Please stop making fun of Dani!!
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Danielle Lloyd is mighty fine!!
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