I think Kristen Bell's face and teeth are SCARY....

stfu bitch. shes hot. ill kill you

Teeth? Why? She's gorgeous. She looks a little pale next to Christina Milian but that's understandable. I think her fair skin is beautiful. And she's hardly wearing any makeup. Kudos.

stfu, go $@&#$ yerself. i can say whatever the hell i want

What is with the patchy right leg Christina?

Would love to be the meat in that particular sandwich. The meat that lasts about 30 seconds...if he's lucky....

ok now THATS A FUCKING LESBIAN FANTASY IF IVE EVER SEEN ONE.

Christina Milian is fucking gorgeous.

Kristen Bell is the most adorable celebrity to ever live...

kudos for finding these picutures...

As always on these "kinds" of posts, I agree with Phil. I bow to u Moe.

they're both pretty
they have different styles, milian wears more makeup, is fatter
bell is more natural, has a slender figure

best lesbian sex fantasy ever!

Kristen Bell:Shall we use my 2 head dildo?
The other girl:Let's use mine,it has the vibration feature

Kristen Bell: "Trust me when i tell you, Phillip McCracken eats the best pussy EVER. i know he thinks your hot to, so, feel free to give him a call and let him eat you out too."

They're okay..nothing to pop my eyes to...

Phillip, stop talking about eating pussy all the time!!!!

whats with people here? i talk about eating pussy, i get told to shut up. i talk about how tom brady likes dick im told to shut up.

jesus cant i make anyone happy on here?

Only closeted homosexuals eat pussy.

"Only closeted homosexuals eat pussy."

wow. anyone else agree with this statement.... just curious.

cause by your dedcution....

"only closeted lesbians suck dick" then.

interesting theories there.

"Only closeted homosexuals eat pussy."

lmao... dude... thats the dumbest ever. no offence dude, but thats a case of "it sounded much better in my head". lol

fucking bastard is making some interesting points---a little one side, but interesting, nonetheless.

so i guess things like...the 69 position and oh wait thats right, 2 chicks at once, one either riding your dick or sucking you off while you have the other one on your face is TOTALLY gay....and dude...

"Men are the dominant ones- Sex starts with us (we initiate) and sex ends with us (over when we cum). So ultimately, it's all about the man and his pleasure."

so in fact then buy another of your quoted comments.....2 guys fucking ISNT gay then huh?, cause "Men are the dominant ones, sex starts with them and ends with them and its all about their pleasure"

so to you, it doesnt matter it seems where a man gets his dick off.

yet again, interesting theories dude.

Kristen is telling Christina she has something to show her in her car. I know exactly what Mistress Kristen Bell was saying to Christina because I was at this event. Well, maybe "at" isn't the right word. See, Kristen left me naked and hogtied in the trunk of her car. During the evening, the trunk popped open and Kristen and Christina were standing over me. Kristen's friends always get a laugh at the cruel things she does to me and Christina was no different. Kristen held a glass of champagne in one hand and with the other she reached between my legs and lifted my nutsack. She showed Christina the spot on my taint where she branded her initials marking her ownership of me. Then, she squeezed my nuts and told me I was in for a long night. I couldn't believe what happened next. Christina put her ass inches from my face and actually farted. Kristen quickly slammed the trunk and trapped the smell inside with me. It was so bad. I could hear them laughing as they walked away. :(

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am i the only one who finds kristin bell's face really annoying and manly looking

She said: "So Chrissy, how about a threesome with Douche Baggery tonight?"

Only punk ass faggots DON'T eat pussy.

fucking bastard...dude you must be the worst lay ever! HAVE you ACTUALLY had sex before?lmfao!!!!

fucking bastard is a fucking faggot ass cocksucking fatherfucker.

Cherrypie22, you're from montreal? I used to live there.

^ I usually try and ignore the little side conversations that go in posts but that may be the most selfish thing I've heard in a really long time. Here's a thought: It's not just about you!

fucking bastard, I understand why you don't eat pussy. With your pig headed attitude about "it's all about my pleasure and not hers" I can just imagine the mole-laden porkers you're hauling into that double-wide of yours. I bet your neighbors are wondering, as they pick at their last remaining tooth, whether you run a cattle slaughter business or have a thing for hefty ladies. I'm sure it's neither, you just can't get anything of higher quality.

can anyone confirm if that is vitiligo on her right leg?

@32:

If that's Vitiligo, you know what the next stepis ... fucking little boys.... and then building your own zoo.

Oh to be a little boy again.... Or a zebra.

noticed 32. could be vitiligo but she still has a nice ass and has always looked pretty to me.

noticed 32. could be vitiligo but she still has a nice ass and has always looked pretty to me.

Chocolate Stumpy! Owww!

The other one's no looker though.

Douche Baggery...yep born and raised in Montréal :P
fucking bastard...the fact that you dont like to eat pussy doesnt automatically make you a bad lay, but the fact that you think it's all about you does....

@ fucking bastard

"I'm not even going to respond to that, "Mandingo". You don't even know me yet you're making stupid assumptions just because I have an opposing opinion."

1. You just did respond to me.

2. This is the internet, making stupid assumptions is practically required.

fucking bastard. I bet that if you let me spend one night with your girlfriend, she would never go back to you. Unless you bought her diamonds and a Ferrari, of course.

Cherrypie22, do you speak french? What's your nationality?

Douche Baggery, oui je parle français, I'm french canadian. And don't steal his girfriend...quality blow-up dolls are hard enough to find as it is...

LOL! T'es trop drole.

merci merci :P

"And don't steal his girfriend...quality blow-up dolls are hard enough to find as it is..."

LMFAO....at least we know why he doesnt have to worry about eating pussy huh?

he probably thinks they all taste like plastic :P

Christina M all day every day.

1. She is telling Christina that she masturbated thinking about her last night.

That or

2.She is telling her about her creepy online stalker named Phillip McCracken. What she is telling Christtina though is that his penis is so small he can't even jerk it off it is so small.

or

3. Both 1 & 2

So people which one do you think it is Kristen is telling Christina