Wardrobe Malfunction: Sophie Anderton Needs Your Eyes
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

I admit it, the only reason this lady is being posted is because she has wonderfully played the Wardrobe Malfunction Card. This is just a reminder for all you hot women looking for free press! Remember, bad press is better than no press!!
I know some of you are dying to learn more about Sophie Anderton, so I will turn to our trusty friends @ the Wikipedia for help.
Sophie Anderton (born May 19, 1978, in Bristol) is a British model.
Anderton was catapaulted into the spotlight after a prominent advertising campaign modelling Gossard bras. Her career has never really lived up to the early promise, but she has stayed in the public eye thanks largely to a following among the tabloid press, who have ruthlessly documented her party lifestyle, love affairs (particularly with footballer Mark Bosnich) and cocaine addiction. In 2004 she was a contestant on the fourth series of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. [Wikipedia---Donate to Wikipedia!!]
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Hey when you go to the big dance you dance with who brung ya
god bless her
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you wouldve thought after that Alexandra Kerry episode, people wouldnt wear this kinda shit anymore....well, i guess, that is, unless they WANT that attention...
but im more shoked at the fact shes 27. SHIT, i thought she was 35.
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Phillip the fact that she is 27 and looks 47 had me miffed as well until I clicked on her bio. She has a well documented party lifestyle with cocaine addiction and multiple lovers. Now that explains it...the girl has been rode hard and put away somewhat wet!
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She's really quite beautiful, but what is up with the Grand Canyon between her tits? Looks very wierd, like a bad implant job. If you're going to wear that kind of outfit, please show off your breasts (like our good friend Pam Anderson), NOT your ugly, hollow chest cavity. Yuck.
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damn a herd of elephants stomped on her feet
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27! WHAT! That's some fucked up shit, talk about your lifestyle taking a toll on you, ouch.
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Pam Anderson is nothing but silicone and scar.
I prefer this one
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