Wannabe Whores: Eva Longoria Has A Whoring Workout Routine
Friday, March 10th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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Who the fuck jogs wearing flip flops? Seriously.
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I've seen girls wearing open toed flip flops while lifting free weights.
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she's not jogging. she just walking her cute dog
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"I’ve seen girls wearing open toed flip flops while lifting free weights."
That's because girls are absolute classless morons who get by on sex alone, 99% of the time.
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I'm not fond of Eva Longoria, but this is just ridiculous. She's just kneeling walking her adorable little pooch.
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I like "Me"'s comment, hilarious.....i jogg with open toed sandles so what. Average people, stop picking on the beatiful people, its not our fault that God spent a little more time on us.
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Man, I feel for these celebrities. I would hate having some piece of shit photographer hounding my every move and then posting my photos with yellow trash talk (his sexual fantasies) on his web site for money. Papparazi are nothing but parasitical scum bags...probably ugly as dirt, too.
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This is stupid. You just hate Eva cuz she is better looking then you. She is just walking her dog give me a break.
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Gilmore Yeats
“I’ve seen girls wearing open toed flip flops while lifting free weights.�
That’s because girls are absolute classless morons who get by on sex alone, 99% of the time.
No, you moron. Woman are as egual as men. And she's not jogging, she's just walking her dog. If you're disrepecting woman, you're either gay, or so fugly you can't get a woman.
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