Victoria Beckham's March, 2006 Vanidad Mag Layout & Links!
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Aside from the pics of Posh, I really like the way this mag looks---very sharp & easy on the eyes, to say the least.
Enjoy these delicious links from fellow gossip whores from around the globe.
* For the Bastardly Ladies: The new Bond will show off his bits & pieces
* The art of awkward hugging by Tommie Cruise
* Sly Stalone is a weird, weird man.
* Tommie & his slave were @ the Yahoo! complex
* A Sofia Vergara Moment---yummy!!
* More on Eva Longoria, the sex instructor
* Woah! Mathew Perry is getting a piece of Piper Perabo!! Rock on, bro!
* Of all the crazy people, Naomi Campbell---yes Naomi Campbell---wins Personality of the Year
* Going deep into the Yeeah! Archives for this one: Watch Chuck Norris read the deadly facts about himself.
* Pics of Crackwhore Prostitute, Mariah Carey, with Snoop












She's really thin.
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She has no curves whatsoever, she almost seems like she's all head and no body.
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why? david beckham.. WHY?!?!?!?!
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SHE'S A PRETTY CHICK BUT SHE'S WAY TO THIN.
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They either have to hide her face in shadow or take it from the extreme angle looking up her nose. Just goes to show, anyone can take a good picture. Particularly if you have a world class photographer. I'm just wondering what she's doing to warrant her being in a magazine other than riding the jock of one of the world's finest looking men.
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The only people who think those pics are good are queers, morons, and idiots who work in the fashion industry. Who cares, you can't even tell it's Victoria Beckham. It looks like a plastic digitized person. I like pictures where the person is simply sitting there just looking natural. That's sexy. Not this fake ass, touched up, CGI. Idiots. All of ya.
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She basically just looks like any other model in a fashion spread - thin and faceless.
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I see nothing spectacular about her at all. There is a shot where her face looks good in these, but the majority of them its just BLAH. I don't like her nose in the least... and yes wayyyy too skinny. She doesn't have to put on a ton of weight just a little to soften those harsh edges... her butt looks to boney... she's just very sharp. I dunno. I don't like it.
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im kinda impressed shes anorexic thin after having 2? kids...not that i think thats a GOOD THING, just kinda scary, you wouldnt think...
and, while i am a man, i think David Beckham is THE hottest male ever to walk the face of the earth, it boggles my mind that heis THAT HOT, and yet he settled for HER.
I think if i looked that good and thought i could pretty much have ANY chick on earth, theres NO WAY id be having HER.
I just dont get it. The Man is a total HUNK!!!
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Dude, THIS chick is the Real E.T. not Mischa Barton.
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WOW JUSt SHUt UP EVERYONE. OBViOUSLY BECKS LOVES HER NOW GEt OVER YOURSELVES.
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nobody likes her looks except me. I always liked her looks & little Gucci dresses. Posh never boring never bleh. Always looks pissed though.
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in #3 you can see what her skull looks like under her face...seriously, like her bones and shit are defined by the shadows. it's fucking creepy.
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I think the worst part of her bod is her ass, other parts are ok. #11, do you know Becks? did he tell you he loved her? :-p
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Victoria is not ugly. Next to Ginger she was the hottest spice girl. It's just she has lost so much weight. It's sad because it takes away from her true beauty.
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Try, try againa and she does though she never appears attractive, intresting, sexual or happy.
She trys so very hard though is constantly mocked and we all understand why.
I fully understand why the British and Spanish public have no time for her and must I add society in general.
She is rude, demanding and spoilit and constantly brings shame upon herself and her family.
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One word is all it needs:YUK!!
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Picture #4 is the only one where she looks remotley "natural" and human...though her nose is so wide.!!.look at those nostrils, like being sucked up into a black hole. The first pics are great b/c they portray her how everyone sees her-- as a clown
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She has all the sex appeal of a dead fish.
Can anyone really imagine how frigid she would be between the sheets?, I believe both boring and 'dry' sum it up nicely.
I can imagine her flicking through a fashion magazine whilst doing the deed!!
Rebecca Loos was quoted as saying 'VB does not like the bedroom lovin' and never has done' and Brand beckham did not take legal action against Loo's version, makes you think about what therer private life is really about.
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Why does this woman get spreads in magazines&photo shoots and the lot?! What does she do in life except wear a lot of different clothes and impose on the rest of the worls with her cutting, morgue-cold, dead stare and perpetual sour pout?
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I think you are all pathetic. All these horrible comments. Have you not got anything better to do with your time than slag people off. I suppose you are all perfect. I am indifferent about Victoria for the record.
I think your comments say more about you than it does about Victoria.
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Go on Tor, if your reading this sock it to the jealous muthers! Think you fabby
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she is a pretty MUM. Although she is POSH ,I love her.
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I ONLY LIKE HER CUZ OF HER BEAMERS...HIGH OR LOW...
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the less her face shows, the better she looks.
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I guess she looks amazingly ugly. no wonder her husband needs to sleep with different woman to satisfy himself
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i think shes beautiful she is my inspiration but i do agree dat she is thin..........but sum ppl out dere rn't satisfied wit there bodies n as she quoted " my husband doesn't like fat women....so who knws dis could be davids influence on her..........i luv her clothes n fashion even though sum r taken frm da catwalk.......but damn dat women did well after 3 kids.......i wish i could cum close but not dat close if i were 2 hav kids......luv u beckhams
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I think it's pathetic when a woman is the size of an eight old woman, can't sing, has no talent, and every thing she wears you see in your local vougue magazine, that is horrible. What makes it more pathetic is the fact that young girls in europe and some in the states look up to this stupid tweety bird bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She now apparently wants to "make it big" in America. If that's true, she better hope the people there have forgotten how she behaved toward Jon Stewart in that odd interview.
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i like her at least she has earned her money unlike wayne rooneys gal who does shit all
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no it says more about her
and yes i am perfect
a perfect killing machine
bred to save the world from the comming darkness
when the time comes a hero will rise
to defend the week
and punish the wicked
but for now
i am only a dream to some
a nightmare to others
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