Vanessa Minnillo's MiNipple - Bastardly VMAs 2004 Flashback
Posted on Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 9:00am by Jackson

D-D-D-D-D-DAAAYYUUMMMM!!!! This ranks up there with Jessica Alba's wardrobe malfunction from heaven from the 2005 MTV Movie Awards.
Okay, this alone is probably going to help in the polls.
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I don't get it.
Why would her nipple be giving me a recipe?
Everyone KNOWS that nipples are shitty chefs.
i never found her really hot. but she's filipino too, so she gets +1 points from me. but other than that, nothin special. nice nip though.
SHE IS A BUTTA!!!
Yeah she has a pock mark on her face ... so either chicken pox or a bad case of acne caused that scarring. I don't think she's that pretty... nice voloptuous nipple though. If I ever get famous, i'll try to wear something I "don't know is see through" for y'all. :-)
dude, Bai Ling's nipple is like the Floyd Mayweather Jr. of nipples...can't be beaten! I mean, it's the longset nipple in the world!
it's not just a nice nipple the whole breast is nice
she looks like she just did something naughty in the 1st pic
she probably farted
Reminds me of that Wallflowers song, "One Headlight."
A little spackling putty'll fix that crater right up!
Could also be used as a cum recepticle.
Love the nip shot.
I agree w/John she does have that just farted grin on her face in #1.
damn that's a nice pair.
whoooa, i always thought she was somewhat pretty from the times i see her through flipping channels. but lately, i think i've come to realize...in pictures, she looks like shit! i guess some people don't photograph so well but come off better looking on film?
she looks a little partied out and that nipple is huge! looks like she has been part timing as a wet nurse. i'd still hit it though, stay up all night for the suckle. zuckle on your zipple!
thats kinda strange- i have a chicken pox scar in the very same place.
for those who think she's 'not all that attractive', you guys are a bunch of tools. like you'd have a chance with a girl who has 1/10 of her looks. Check out the link, and if you still think she's not excruciatingly hot then I only have one word for you: HOMOS
http://www.smithappens.com/forthefellas_vanessaminnillo.php
[...] We already showed Manwhore Bruce Willis wearing red with Petra Nemcova yesterday and now that bastard is trying to get into the skirt of Vanessa Minnillo and the holy grail min-nipple! [...]
What's with all the pock mark comments??? Her perfectly hard-rock nipples more than make up for that.......
boy just think if she had Farrah Fawcett nips. then it would be great!!!!!!!
shit fuck this i'll fuck her
since its adobo flavored, I wonder if derek jeter ever got her nipple hard?????
since she's dating nick lachey, (a.k.a: jessica's bitchy ex) I wonder if he'll ever get a taste of that tasty nipple?????
[...] UPDATE: Want to get a taste of Vanessa’s Nipples? Check out these snaps from the 2004 MTV VMAs. [...]
man she is so fucking hot
Here's the complete set at: http://www.minnillofan.com/gallery/index.php?dir=Vanessa Minnillo Nip Slip
id still hit it
trocnol
She's a hundred yarder with nipples. Big deal. Almost butta. What's with that nasty dent in her forhead?
this calls for a nipple Matchup!!
Whoops forehead.
Eh.. never found her all that attractive. Something about the face puts me off. And as senin mentioned... whats with the dent right in the middle of her forehead?
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