Vanessa Minnillo's MiNipple - Bastardly VMAs 2004 Flashback



D-D-D-D-D-DAAAYYUUMMMM!!!! This ranks up there with Jessica Alba's wardrobe malfunction from heaven from the 2005 MTV Movie Awards.

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28 Scandalous Comments

I don't get it.
Why would her nipple be giving me a recipe?
Everyone KNOWS that nipples are shitty chefs.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 9:17am

i never found her really hot. but she's filipino too, so she gets +1 points from me. but other than that, nothin special. nice nip though.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 9:49am

SHE IS A BUTTA!!!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 9:50am

Yeah she has a pock mark on her face ... so either chicken pox or a bad case of acne caused that scarring. I don't think she's that pretty... nice voloptuous nipple though. If I ever get famous, i'll try to wear something I "don't know is see through" for y'all. :-)

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 10:09am

dude, Bai Ling's nipple is like the Floyd Mayweather Jr. of nipples...can't be beaten! I mean, it's the longset nipple in the world!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 10:48am

it's not just a nice nipple the whole breast is nice
she looks like she just did something naughty in the 1st pic
she probably farted

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 11:00am

Reminds me of that Wallflowers song, "One Headlight."

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 12:18pm

A little spackling putty'll fix that crater right up!
Could also be used as a cum recepticle.
Love the nip shot.
I agree w/John she does have that just farted grin on her face in #1.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 12:26pm

damn that's a nice pair.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 2:22pm

whoooa, i always thought she was somewhat pretty from the times i see her through flipping channels. but lately, i think i've come to realize...in pictures, she looks like shit! i guess some people don't photograph so well but come off better looking on film?

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 4:22pm

she looks a little partied out and that nipple is huge! looks like she has been part timing as a wet nurse. i'd still hit it though, stay up all night for the suckle. zuckle on your zipple!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 11:39pm

thats kinda strange- i have a chicken pox scar in the very same place.

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 3:49am

for those who think she's 'not all that attractive', you guys are a bunch of tools. like you'd have a chance with a girl who has 1/10 of her looks. Check out the link, and if you still think she's not excruciatingly hot then I only have one word for you: HOMOS

http://www.smithappens.com/forthefellas_vanessaminnillo.php

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006 @ 10:12am

[...] We already showed Manwhore Bruce Willis wearing red with Petra Nemcova yesterday and now that bastard is trying to get into the skirt of Vanessa Minnillo and the holy grail min-nipple! [...]

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 @ 10:47am

What's with all the pock mark comments??? Her perfectly hard-rock nipples more than make up for that.......

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 12:06am

boy just think if she had Farrah Fawcett nips. then it would be great!!!!!!!

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 9:44pm

shit fuck this i'll fuck her

Saturday, July 8th, 2006 @ 1:16pm

since its adobo flavored, I wonder if derek jeter ever got her nipple hard?????

Saturday, July 15th, 2006 @ 2:55pm

since she's dating nick lachey, (a.k.a: jessica's bitchy ex) I wonder if he'll ever get a taste of that tasty nipple?????

Saturday, July 15th, 2006 @ 3:02pm

[...] UPDATE: Want to get a taste of Vanessa’s Nipples? Check out these snaps from the 2004 MTV VMAs. [...]

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 11:10am

man she is so fucking hot

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 11:04pm

Here's the complete set at: http://www.minnillofan.com/gallery/index.php?dir=Vanessa Minnillo Nip Slip

Thursday, December 28th, 2006 @ 8:14am

id still hit it

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 3:17am

trocnol

Thursday, November 8th, 2007 @ 5:39pm

She's a hundred yarder with nipples. Big deal. Almost butta. What's with that nasty dent in her forhead?

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 9:26am

this calls for a nipple Matchup!!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 9:51am

Whoops forehead.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 9:26am

Eh.. never found her all that attractive. Something about the face puts me off. And as senin mentioned... whats with the dent right in the middle of her forehead?

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 9:30am

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