Monica

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Monica

Joined 28 weeks 21 hours ago

Was bastardly 24 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago

Monica's Bio

Monica hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

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    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    What I love to do: Studying psychology at University, travelling, eating, napping, running, going out to eat, working out, celeb gossip, laughing at everything, having FUNN, drawing and painting, having a few drinks & going out, shopppping and spending $$!

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Because I'm a fun girl who loves to have a good time and I've been reading this site every day for more than a year, and I think all the bastards here are very entertaining and funny.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    180-210lbs of solid muscle
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Kirsten Dunst
    Your favorite food is...
    Pizza!!! you can never go wrong with pizza... Or anything Italian!
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Heidi freakin Montag
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    the one in Ghost... ah, so romantic!

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Anything on my iPod

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Tom Brady and Channing Tatum

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Any beach place (including Carribean and Australia), Europe, Canada

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Eyes... then lips, then body, then package and butt

    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    umm.. I'm from Canada and I'm 20!

    Monica's Guestbook (18)

    Deevious1
    by Deevious1
    24 weeks 5 days ago

    whats up witcha?

    Douche Baggery
    by Douche Baggery
    25 weeks 20 hours ago

    Hey, how are you? :)

    lvgrl90
    by lvgrl90
    25 weeks 20 hours ago

    i likie your profile pic.. u look hot :)

    Jackson
    by Jackson
    25 weeks 5 days ago

    Tell me why I'm really digging your profile pic! Looking hot, indeed!

    king biscuit
    by king biscuit
    25 weeks 5 days ago

    Hi Monica,
    still looking mysteriously delicious in your profile pic I see! Ha ha.
    Cool that you had a good weekend, mine was good too. Just chilled out with some friends, and kept out of trouble. Has to be done sometimes. :)
    Have a cool day.

    king biscuit
    by king biscuit
    26 weeks 3 days ago

    Hullo Monica,
    Thanks for 'dropping by'. :)
    Hope you are well, and have a cool weekend.

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