OC

OC

Joined 36 weeks 3 days ago

Was bastardly 18 hours 33 min 28 sec ago

Engerland

OC's Bio

OC hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • definite fakes - look at the... (on Hofit Golan Side Boob @ Africa Rising Festival in London)
  • you couldn't make this shit... (on Amy Winehouse Suffers A Crack Attack! God Damn!)
  • also I think she's got shit... (on Jessica Hart Lookin' Hot @ Haven Nightclub Opening)
  • Ultra Hot!!! I think she's a... (on Jessica Hart Lookin' Hot @ Haven Nightclub Opening)
  • I used to think she was god... (on Mischa Barton Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • schwing!!!... (on Blake Lively Shows Off Her Rack on "Gossip Girl" Set)
  • I think she's something of... (on Chloe Sevigny @ 2008 Creative Arts Emmy Awards)
  • "when you mentioned a role... (on Caption This, Bitches! (Megan Fox Takes It On The Face Edition))
  • she's meant to be beyonce's... (on Worst Dressed @ Fashion Rocks 2008: Solange Knowles!)
  • schwinggg!... (on Hot or Not: Jessica Lowndes @ Nylon Magazine Launch Party)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1. I'm English
    2. I'm a bachelor
    ... more to follow

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I have nothing but complete disdain for the concept of 'celebrities', however do I dig hot chicks which is why I'm here

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    slim but not anorexic, no bones please
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    plenty of candidates but I'd have to say the abomination that is Amy Winehouse
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    booze, birds and beats

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    -

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    face, then boobs, then legs

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    09/06/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    Engerland
    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    In no particular order..., Rachel Bilson, Jessica Lowndes, Zoe Duchesne, Miranda Kerr, Lonneke Engel, Amber Heard, Joanna Krupa (before her face melted), Adriana Lima, Cassie, Jennifer Hawkins

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