Jaron

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Jaron

Joined 36 weeks 3 days ago

Was bastardly 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago

19 years old

Miami

Jaron's Bio

Jaron hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • she will always be a goddess... (on Heidi Klum Filmed A Commerical In L.A.!)
  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... (on Stephanie's guestbook)
  • angie's stunning as always... (on Angelina Jolie Buys Cheetos For Shiloh & Pax But Not Zahara!)
  • he's looking hot again... (on For The Ladies: Brad Pitt Can Ride A Bike!)
  • awww she is blossoming into... (on Dakota Fanning @ "The Secret Life Of Bees" Premiere)
  • ew oh well..still love her... (on HOLY GOD! What The Hell Happened To Madonna?!)
  • i just want her to get... (on Amy Winehouse Suffers A Crack Attack! God Damn!)
  • she looks good... (on Hot Pink Christina Aguilera @ Esquire's 'Rock the Vote' Event)
  • she looks good... (on Hot Pink Christina Aguilera @ Esquire's 'Rock the Vote' Event)
  • SO CUTE... (on Hilary Duff @ Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Awards in L.A.)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I broke my arm 5 times.
    I have a brown dot in my left eye.
    I'm gay.
    I'm an architecture student at the University of Cincinnati.
    I live in Miami.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I love to make fun of stupid celebrities.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    140-170
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Fergie
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    dancing
    vodka
    guys

    Your favorite food is...
    thai
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    idk

    Music You Would Die Without...

    antony and the johnsons
    the knife
    bjork
    madonna

    blonde redhead
    sigur ros
    bon iver

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    jake gyllenhaal

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    jake gyllenhaal
    ashton kutcher
    james mcavoy
    jude law
    mark ruffalo
    jared leto
    james franco
    gael garcia bernal
    shia labeouf
    justin theroux
    joe dallesandro

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    tokyo
    iceland
    milan

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    fashion sense

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    desperate
    spongebob

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    Jose Gonzales - Heartbeats
    Madonna - Sorry
    Antony and the Johnsons - Rapture
    Simon and Garfunkel - Scarborough Fair
    Chris Isaak - Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing
    2 Live Crew - Me So Horny
    This Mortal Coil - Song to the Siren
    Cocteau Twins - This Love
    CocoRosie - Werewolf
    Bjork - Dull Flame of Desire

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    08/07/1989
    Your Bastardly Location
    Miami
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Tara Reid

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    angelina jolie, megan fox, adriana lima, cassie ventura
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    not really

    Jaron's Guestbook (8)

    Stephanie
    by Stephanie
    12 weeks 1 day ago

    lol i don't know! wtf are you doing???!!

    Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
    by Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
    19 weeks 6 days ago

    I love your profile, you sound all kinds of interesting

    Kimberley
    by Kimberley
    20 weeks 17 hours ago

    Nice picture, the lighting is beautiful. Looks almost like an advert for glasses.
    Kimberley

    Stephanie
    by Stephanie
    24 weeks 5 days ago

    hey you freakin idiot!!!

    hawaiianwahine
    by hawaiianwahine
    28 weeks 4 days ago

    Hey just stalking- nice peectore- you have a mean sense of style mon ami.
    hows your weekend going?

    Glimmer
    by Glimmer
    29 weeks 13 hours ago

    you broke the same arm five times ???

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