Umilatte

Umilatte

Joined 36 weeks 3 days ago

Was bastardly 33 weeks 22 hours 14 min ago

Umilatte's Bio

Umilatte hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • She has perfect lips and... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Fernanda)
  • Sort of reminds me of... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Allison)
  • I think she placed her hair... (on Paris Hilton & Benji Madden Do London)
  • You look so exotic. Lovely skin and hair. I'm ha... (on Dina's guestbook)
  • Actually...I'm spot off. I... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Melissa)
  • She does look like Angelina... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Melissa)
  • I somehow sumise that 'Dr. Boothroyd' is actually ... (on bunnywhopper's guestbook)
  • How have you been doing, sir? Do you have any ot... (on king biscuit's guestbook)
  • Hot legs.... (on Olivia Wilde Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • Thanks to you I'm off to the market now to see if ... (on king biscuit's guestbook)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I have two tattoos, my childhood hero was rainbow brite, I love Vincent Price movies, Star Wars inspired me to write, I'm obsessed with fashion

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I have a sense of humor and I don't think I'm quite a brown bag special.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    180-240
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Amy Winehouse
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    lightsabers, absinthe, koolaid

    Your favorite food is...
    Artichokes
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Heidi Montag
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    The steamy car scene that was cut from 'A Love Song For Bobby Long'. No sex, but there was a very hot Scarlett Johansson.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Queen, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Franz Ferdinand

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Gabriel Macht

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    Gabriel Macht, Patrick Dempsey, Adam Baldwin, Sean Maher, Rufus Sewell, James Purefoy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Nathan Fillion, Adrian Grenier, Joe Anderson

    Your favorite quote is...

    'Marijuana is not a drug, it's a leaf,' says Schwarzenegger.

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Murano, Italy Belfast, Ireland Ramstein, Germany

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Kate Hudson, Samantha Ronson, Amy Winehouse, Phoebe Price, Rachael Ray

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Rachael Weisz, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Winslet, Dita Von Teese, Isla Fisher, Lauren Graham, Ashley Greene, Morena Baccarin, Camille Belle, Mary Elizabeth Winstead
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    As a writer...it would only be natural that I sleep with a bottle of patron under my pillow...You know...for when a writer sleeps.

    Umilatte's Guestbook (18)

    hello kindred spirit- how goes the writing endeavor your side of the Pacific? ... I seem to be prostrate against a wall- lifes been beyond any adjective or adverb or literary trophe...just intense. So I have turned to photowhoring ( I love my camera more than some people haha)
    so basically I've accomplished jack shit LOL
    except for my plans to move to SF those are still in full motion!!!
    ps. your default pic is gorgeous - you've got writers eyes:)

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    I had the help of two renegade members of the squirrel liberation front delivering this message.
    It cost me a packet of hobnobs. Little did they realise I had packets of hazel nut cookies to bargain with as well. Ha ha ha. The fools!
    Anyway. I hope you are well.

    No really, Dr Boothroyd is real. I´m sorry. How was your weekend?

    Thank you very much. I think you're beautiful. I really love the fair skin and dark hair combination. Haha I don't mean that those people are freaks, because I actually love being around SCA people. I wasn't a member but I went to a love of their events and I've been wanting to get back into it recently. I was going to go to a war bands for the weekend but some things came up. I have no idea why it tends to be a little embarrassing to admit that I've been involved with those things. I guess it's that people think it's odd, but lately I've been caring less and less what people think. Where are you from? Oh and sorry if this entry sounds grumpy because I just woke up haha. =P

    Ah Umilatte - hullo!
    I have been reasonably well thank you. It's funny that you ask, because I may well do! How have you been?

    That is okay, I understand the call of a tasty crisp. Biscuits occasionally call to me, I try not to answer, but when they are milk chocolate. well, It would be rude not too.
    Hey, that's cool! I can imagine that you are! How has that occurred and when will that be?

    This week has treated me well I think. Had some calls from agencies about contracts. They have not called back mind you, but at least there is interest! ha ha.

    Oh did I? Crikey. Well, that's good to know. :) *blush* Well, I don't know about that, perhaps the occasional bit of something unwittingly slips through inspired by the company I may be keeping at the time.
    Yes indeed. Though I fear that geographical distance may not be the only one. There is a distance in age as well.
    And that too is a shame of sorts.

    Absinthe and lightsabers? Well, I'm open for anything really.. Especially the absinthe sounds good, after that I'll enjoy everything. Even lightsabers. And yes, you may wear a sparkly glove, I'd love that, never thought of it. Thank you for inspiring me. Maybe we can even combine. We'd be two panda's high as fuck drinking absinthe while fighting each other with lightsabers and sparkly gloves on the rhythm of Jackson Five. You'd have to come to Amsterdam to do this but hell. You have gorgeous big eyes and I just read "According to Dr Boothroyd the women most likely to 'give-out' are those with "big eyes and a smallish jaw"." What a bastard that Dr Boothroyd is. Have a nice day.