RhondaRhondaJoined 31 weeks 3 days ago Was bastardly 23 min 35 sec ago 35 years old Saint Rose, Louisiana Rhonda's Bio I have had my ups and downs, but always managed to make it through. I have been to the depths of Hell, but found the strength to climb my way out. I have been knocked down and kicked, but learned to fight back. I have been lied about and lied to, but learned to defend myself. I have been walked on and pushed around, but learned that I do have a choice. I have been put down and made fun of, but I learned how to kill people with kindness. I have been loved and hated, but have learned that it's really not worth trying to please everybody else. I have made many mistakes, but learned to take responsibility for my actions. I have been accused of having too much pride, but at one point that's all I had.
I am headstrong and opinionated, but I do listen to others' points of view. I am flaky, but not dumb. I will fight for what I believe is right, but I have learned to pick my battles. I do not forget, and I never forgive.
I am a woman, a daughter, a sister, a wife, and a mother. But, above all else, I am me. I am very proud of who I was, who I am, and who I hope to become.
Bastardly Short List Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... I'm flaky, but not stupid.
I'm accident-prone.
I can't stop laughing once I start, and I laugh at anything.
I'm a snort-laugher.
I have one daughter and don't want anymore kids.
I've been married since 2000, and still haven't mastered cooking.
I live between a swamp and the MS River.
I have OCD and I'm a neat freak.
I cannot function without my morning coffee.
I love all types of music.
I hate to be labeled, therefore I refuse to label anyone else.
I hold conversations while sleeping (with my eyes open), but can never remember anything that was said.
I'm from Southeast Lousiana, but I can't speak Cajun.
I wasn't affected by Katrina or Gustav.
Ignorance and racism are my two biggest pet peeves.
| Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... Not too many places that I haven't tried.
| What makes you Bastardly? I've been terminally PMSing for 26 years.
| Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 180-220 lbs. (I love bigger guys!) | Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Amy Winehouse | Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day | What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? My husband's fraternity brothers, Budweiser, and golf clubs.
| Your favorite food is... Red beans & rice, roast beef po-boys, BBQ, Italian dishes, shrimp pasta, jambalaya, shrimp creole, shrimp/chicken etouffee, chicken/sausage gumbo, boiled seafood & everything that gets thrown in the pot | Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Petra Nemcova because of her ever-present smile, Jessica Alba, Mario Lopez, & Tom Cruise | Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... Jason Behr & Natassia Malthe in Skinwalkers.
| Music You Would Die Without... Alternative, Punk, Motown, old-time rock-n-roll, 80's heavy metal
| One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... Dominic Purcell, Jason Behr, Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, Arnold Vosloo, Jensen Ackles
| For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List Dominic Purcell, Jason Behr, Johnny Depp, Arnold Vosloo, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, William Petersen, David Conrad, Denzel Washington, Blair Underwood
| Your favorite quote is... Laissez les bon temps rouler! (Let the good times roll!)
Yeah, you right!
I'd rather go nowhere than not know where it's at.
| Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... Australia, South Africa, Italy, Greece, Egypt, Ireland, Scotland
| What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I've noticed teeth ever since I got mine fixed. Then, the eyes.
| Two Favorite TV Shows... NCIS, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: CI, 24
| What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? A bat on 4th of July, members of my & my husband's families, and a few insignificant uncertified Bastards.
| Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... TV was way better when I was a kid; nothing like the cookie-cutter crap that's on now. These few show my age, but here goes...
1984:
Night Court, Punky Brewster, Highway to Heaven, The Cosby Show, Who's the Boss, Miami Vice, Tales From the Darkside
1985:
Moonlighting, Mr. Belvedere, What's Happening Now, Golden Girls, 227, Misfits of Science
1986:
The Hogan Family, Perfect Strangers, ALF, Designing Women
| Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Pete Wentz, David Caruso, Mario Lopez
| Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play? I'm one of these weirdos that doesn't own an MP3 player. I even still use a 35mm camera.
| Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 02/12/1973 | Your Bastardly Location Saint Rose, Louisiana | Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List Amy Winehouse, Pamela Anderson, Miley Cyrus, Sophie Monk, Ashley Tisdale, Kat Von D
| Your Top 10 Hottest Women List Kim Kardashian, Natassia Malthe, Alyssa Milano, Holly Marie Combs, Rose McGowan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Kristin Bell, Ali Larter, Monica Bellucci, Katie Cassidy | Anything else you wanna say about yourself... I pretty much love everybody. I'll do anything for anybody at anytime. But, don't cross me or mess with my family, because I can be one bad mammajama.
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Rhonda's Guestbook (172) I'm all stressed out, and have no one to choke!
by ACE10 hours 55 min ago I don't have the track tab either, but I never used it to begin with.
by ACE12 hours 17 min ago Women are so cute when they are pregnant, but it gets out of hand into the third trimester.
Tickling would be the worst form of torture for me.
by d5520 hours 42 min ago Heyyyyyyyyyyy,
What is going on?! Let me start off by saying I loved that Hetfield clip...he looks sooo hot. I love his hair like that, and I am a sucker for chin hair so he looks delicious. Before I was even done watching it, I added it to my favorites...you did kinda ruin my day with it though because i was looking at the video and knowing how i can't have him got to me...once again! I heard the new song, and I got the album the same day it got released. A lot of people like the album, and i think it made the highest sold album ever list or something in the UK but to me, this album is just allright - I really love the song Unforgiven III, though; you've got to hear it.
p.s Remember that guy? Behind that tall, big muscly body, there is a little puppyyy...he is so scared to even look at me. I caught him staring at me so many times...the first time I caught him, he couldn't even look away. He just did not see it coming and was completely frozen and looked like a deer caught in the headlights. I almost burst into laughter in the middle of the class. I still have my eyes on him but not much has happened, and honestly, i don't think anything will come out of it. Hot (especially the muscly ones) guys have extremely fragile egos and don't do anything that might result in rejection. I'm like one step away from jumping on his lap and be like, "dude, i am infatuated with you...do you finally get it?!" haha
p.s. Look at Pam's new profile pic...she is so hideous...even though there are so many wrong things with her ugly face, the fact that her skinny neck can't carry her huge bobble head disturbed me the most. You know what? I'm just gonna make it easy for you and post the pic on here:
Also, I'm glad the hurricane did not hurt you guys physically...hopefully, everything is going on fine with you and your daughter, and talk to you later!
I have the most sensitive feet and I only wear sneakers or shoes. I have never worn flip flops, because they hurt my feet. I only go barefoot at the beach or pool, but that is difficult for me. The worst form of torture for me would be someone tickling my feet. I would give up all the information I had. Lol
I give you a lot of credit for wearing heels that far into your pregnancy. It must be tough being a woman, but high heels on a woman is so sexy.
Fred Flintstone only has 3 toes per foot! lol
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/19/fred_flintstone.jpg
That's ok, most people don't even notice feet and I've also learned that everybody has different preferences when it comes to feet.
I believe we have Dollar General stores, but we definitely have Wal-Marts and I will pick up a bag the next time I'm there.
Rachel does have very nice feet and I can't objectively evaluate Megan's feet, because she is so hot and clouds my judgement. The pics that Leni posted are not very flattering of Megan's feet. I've seen other pics where her feet don't look too bad. They are not her best asset.
I'm sure you have lovely feet.
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