Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... i want to be a film actor. i have ocd. i hate school. i like love red-headed girls with blue eyes and pale skin, with good bodies of course. and i can weight-lift like a fiend.
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What makes you Bastardly? i speak my mind and don't really care what others think. i do crazy things. one time at college, i went a whole week yelling out i want to tear your p.ssy up and i want to lick you and i want to make you squirt to random hot girls i would see. of course i would be hidden behind a bush, window, or brick pillar when yelling. i do a lot, but can't remember everything, since i have to do some homework right now.
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 90-135 |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? between jessica simpson and jessica alba. let's just say i wouldn't do them. |
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What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? a lot of "hard" liqour, sweet juices for the ladies to mix with the hard drinks, good music(updated), friends, good food, a venue that's easy to clean, or isn't owned by me, a celebrity or two, strippers, female pornstars(young and hotter than jenna jameson), and areas to go hook up. those are just a few ideas though.
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Your favorite food is... japanese(hibachi chicken, steak, shrimp. fried rice) |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? jessica alba, jessica simpson, britney spears, the whole mtv network, p-diddy(afraid of clowns), zach efron, judd apatow(the director and his wife leslie mann because they only do movies with each other), and owen wilson(good career and tried to kill hims |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... the general's daughter where the hot general's daughter gets raped. she just looked so sexy.
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Music You Would Die Without... |
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... completely naked and bent over...tara reid, teri hatcher, dana delaney, morgan fairchild, lindsay lohan, jessica alba(pre-pregnancy), sophie monk! tami donaldson(ms. maxim 2006 or 2007), neill skylar, and anna nicole smith(the weeks before her death. those are just a few, since it's impossible to just say one.
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Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List jessica simpson, peirce brosnan's current wife, pregnant jessica alba, that blonde girl in knocked up, and ozzy ozborne's daughter(sorry, whatever your name is).
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List zuzana z/susanne ferosso, anita dark, brynn tyler/londyn briches, tami donaldson, 2007 playmate of the year, sara whatever your name is. |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... |