cwade1

cwade1

Joined 36 weeks 4 days ago

Was bastardly 36 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago

cwade1's Bio

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Recent Bastardliness

  • i'd tear it up... (on Lindsay Lohan Showin' The Ass To Kids @ 2006 Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards)
  • sorry if i hurt anybody's... (on Hasbeen Jessica Simpson is Desperate for Your Attention)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    i want to be a film actor. i have ocd. i hate school. i like love red-headed girls with blue eyes and pale skin, with good bodies of course. and i can weight-lift like a fiend.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    i speak my mind and don't really care what others think. i do crazy things. one time at college, i went a whole week yelling out i want to tear your p.ssy up and i want to lick you and i want to make you squirt to random hot girls i would see. of course i would be hidden behind a bush, window, or brick pillar when yelling. i do a lot, but can't remember everything, since i have to do some homework right now.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    90-135
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    between jessica simpson and jessica alba. let's just say i wouldn't do them.
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    a lot of "hard" liqour, sweet juices for the ladies to mix with the hard drinks, good music(updated), friends, good food, a venue that's easy to clean, or isn't owned by me, a celebrity or two, strippers, female pornstars(young and hotter than jenna jameson), and areas to go hook up. those are just a few ideas though.

    Your favorite food is...
    japanese(hibachi chicken, steak, shrimp. fried rice)
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    jessica alba, jessica simpson, britney spears, the whole mtv network, p-diddy(afraid of clowns), zach efron, judd apatow(the director and his wife leslie mann because they only do movies with each other), and owen wilson(good career and tried to kill hims
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    the general's daughter where the hot general's daughter gets raped. she just looked so sexy.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    country and some pop.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    completely naked and bent over...tara reid, teri hatcher, dana delaney, morgan fairchild, lindsay lohan, jessica alba(pre-pregnancy), sophie monk! tami donaldson(ms. maxim 2006 or 2007), neill skylar, and anna nicole smith(the weeks before her death. those are just a few, since it's impossible to just say one.

    Your favorite quote is...

    anything by ted bundy.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    jessica simpson, peirce brosnan's current wife, pregnant jessica alba, that blonde girl in knocked up, and ozzy ozborne's daughter(sorry, whatever your name is).

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    zuzana z/susanne ferosso, anita dark, brynn tyler/londyn briches, tami donaldson, 2007 playmate of the year, sara whatever your name is.
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    i can't think right now

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