concubine

concubine

Joined 28 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 23 hours 34 min 47 sec ago

19 years old

earth

concubine's Bio

concubine hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • her eyes are out of control... (on Aubrey O'Day Whoring It Up @ "Body of Lies" NY Premiere)
  • I was on the edge of my seat... (on Miranda Kerr & Delta Goodrem Bring The Afternoon Links!)
  • Actually, she is quite a... (on Miley Cyrus Sweet 16th Birthday Celebration @ Disneyland!)
  • Dude, I love your new haircolor xx... (on shandi's guestbook)
  • +1... (on Beyonce Representing The "Sistahs inna Bikini" Community! Ow!)
  • nice body, her face looks... (on Heather Tom Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • Megan looks like Megan Fox... (on The Bastardly Weekend With... Old School Adriana Lima Pics)
  • 1)Monica Bellucci 2)Megan... (on The Bastardly Sexiest MILFs 2008 - VOTE NOW!)
  • she's so pretty, but it kind... (on Penelope Cruz Does Ads For Mango Jeans)
  • Holy fuck at that... (on Brooke Hogan The Attention Whore Shows-Off Bra & Fake Boobs!)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    a preschool reading hour

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I'm an actual bastard.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    IDGAF!
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Tori Spelling
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Electric Guitar w/ amp, acid, and.. and TWINS

    Your favorite food is...
    chef boyardee microwave mac n cheese (don't judge!)
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Megan Fox
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Titanic because I lack originality.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Nick Drake, Jimi Hendrix, Sonic Youth, Bobby Darin, Pink Floyd, The Everly Brothers, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Buddy Holly, The Doors, Tori Amos, The Smiths, Dead Kennedys, The Velvet Underground, Of Montreal, They Might Be Giants, a lot more shit.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    all of them. I'm a whore like that.

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    Bob Dylan, Jude Law, David Bowie, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Luke Pritchard, Andy Samberg, Shaun White, Masi Oka, and John Mayer if he wasn't such a DOUCHE!

    Your favorite quote is...

    "There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!

    I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own."
    -Some nutcase from `the FSTDT
    (http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1)

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    I'd love to go to Ecuador, Mauritius, and Uruguay. I'm pretty well traveled, Iceland was probably my favorite place.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    smile

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Clone High and Flight of the conchords

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A peacock

    and I'm not talking about my ex

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    1.Castles made of sand- jimi hendrix experience
    2. Love Song- The Cure
    3.While my guitar gently weeps- The Beatles
    4.Devoted to you- Everly Brothers
    5. Svefn g englar- Sigur ros
    6.Good company- Queen
    7.Touch Me- The doors
    8. Octopus' Garden- the Beatles
    9. Three Stars- Eddie Cochran
    10.A case of you- Joni Mitchell

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    10/14/1988
    Your Bastardly Location
    earth
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Tori Spelling, Megan Fox, Kendra Wilkinson, Paris Hilton, Tabitha Taylor

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Bar Refaeli, Katie Melua, Adriana Lima, Alexa Chung, Brenda Song, Monica Bellucci, Aishwarya Rai, Ayumi Hamasaki, Lucy Liu, Selita Ebanks
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I'm a huge dork; I attempt knit a lot and have a PS1 in my apartment for just Spyro the dragon. I'm obsessed with music but the only instrument I can play is the Guitar Hero controller. I'm half asian but two out of my three eyes are blue. I'm shy yet extremely friendly and I'd rather stay in and watch south park than go to a sleazy club.

    OH yeah and I have boobs.

    concubine's Guestbook (88)

    Velvet Underground! WOW....classic Lou Reed. NOYCE.

    Oh, and Monica Bellucci.....I'd pee in her butt. Damn straight. so to speak of course.

    Jayne is overshadowed by Marilyn Monroe, but I think she was just as hot as Marilyn. It's a shame the two of them died at such an early age, but some say it's best to go out while you're on top. Well, they were both slightly past their prime, but you know what I mean.

    school + work + LSAT prep has made me a very busy and boring person. I actually swore off the interwebz for a while, but now that the lsats are finally here this Saturday, i'm going to go back to being a bastard again =P

    Glad to see your around...You alway say such amusing things.
    :o)
    Hope you are well.
    Richie

    Heh, thanks. Howdy. :)

    Great music,& he was a funny bastard.