MrPinchy

MrPinchy

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

I'm really a Miss not a Mister.
I'm left-handed.
I talk in my sleep. A lot.
I chew gum obsessively.
I don't like to talk. At all.

What makes you Bastardly?

Ask some of the other Bastards who stalk me in my guestbook. I'm sure they'll be able to fill you in.

Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range

200-ish and TALL

Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?

So many to chose from... so little time.

Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day

http://www.bastardly.com/bastardly-lady-of-the-day--lisa-s-

What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

My invitation must have been lost in the mail, right?

Right???

Your favorite food is...

falafel

Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?

any of the little skanks in the 15-30 category that don't know how to put on underwear or cover their nipples....And Tom Cruise. God he's fucking anonoying.

Music You Would Die Without...

3EB, The Eagles, CSNY

One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

Stephan Jenkins

For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

Stephan Jenkins
Stephan Jenkins
Stephan Jenkins
Stephan Jenkins
Stephan Jenkins
Stephan Jenkins
Stephan Jenkins
Stephan Jenkins
Stephan Jenkins
Stephan Jenkins
That's 10, right?

Your favorite quote is...

If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously ~Cate Blanchett

Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

Latin America (anywhere and everywhere)
Great Wall of China
Africa (again anywhere and everywhere)

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Personality... Hands down. Then: Arms, Shoulders, Eyes (if they are striking), Ass... in no particular order.

Two Favorite TV Shows...

Futurama, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, Breaking Bad, Cold Case, Dexter, and some Travel Channel, History Channel, Discovery, and A&E programming.

What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

I once got clipped in the side of my head by a Spanish pigeon.
I've also been accosted by Gypsies countless times. No I don't want your fucking tree branch and no you can't have my godddamn camera.

Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

The Simpsons. Any and ALL sitcoms. Duck Tales.

Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

Britney Spears is looking pretty sorry these days.

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king biscuit

Wed, 07/02/2008 - 16:43

I am thanks Pinchy. Thanks. Hey, hope that you are too!
Holiday weekend? Ah yes, the of July!! Cool.
''SCORE'' Ha ha ha. You are not wrong there :)

king biscuit

Wed, 06/25/2008 - 02:31

Thanks! I spotted it recently and thought I'd use it. Had an interest in the whole harmony thing since I was younger.
In fact, have a harmonious day Pinchy.
:)

Manolo

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 18:09

Doing alright, family is out of town until August, so I'm working a little extra to keep me from going insane.
How about you senior Pinchy, que tal el verano? Esta duro el calor en Texas!

Richard-Schlichting

Sun, 06/22/2008 - 02:26

I hear you....As you can probably seen from my profile...Been making some friends on the front end....Just having a bit of fun.
Wife is doing better, but had a fall today....But she seems ok.
My dog escaped last night out the screen door and ran right in the path of pick up truck. Luckily she just got her face bruised and her leg is bit hurt.
Two nights of trauma have not been good on my stomach though. :O(
Anyway....Trying to go back to school in fall, but this time working towards my MBA....I'm already in the financial industry. I might as well take advantage of my 12 years of experience and put it to use.
There is a ton of money to be made out there.
How's your job coming? How are your dogs and things at home?
Hope you are well.....
Sean

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

Fri, 06/20/2008 - 07:23

where you been Pinchy? are you okay?
kinda missing your comments about the place. anyways... hope your enjoying the summer time ;)

Loki

Richard-Schlichting

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 13:16

Howdy there stranger? You doing ok?

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