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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: Intelligent
Handsome
Brave
Modest
Drunk
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: I want to have wild sex with Yulia Tymoshenko in the middle of the Ukrainian Parliament (after hours, of course)
What makes you Bastardly?: 185 IQ and a really big cock
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: 135-145 lbs
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: Celine Dion
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day: http://www.bastardly.com/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-joliet
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: Expensive Islay Malt Scotch
Well breed ladies in absurdly short skirts
Understanding neighbours
Your favorite food is...: Curry
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: Alicia Keys
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...: Linda Fiorentino/Peter Berg in The Last Seduction
Music You Would Die Without...: Influence of Organism by Oneiroid Psychosis
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: Jessica Biel. From up close. Preferably while she is having a shower with Rhona Mitra. They are both really dirty and hot after a hard day's work on-set and require some serious wash-off time ;-)
Your favorite quote is...: The definition of serendipity is looking for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer's daughter
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: 1. Reykjavik
2. Ankor Wat
3. Dubrovnik
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Are they wearing any clothes?
Two Favorite TV Shows...: Battlestar Galactica (new one!)
Firefly (sadly no more... sniff)
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: A horny goat
Serbian militiamen
Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...: The Saint
Dempsey & Makepeace
Dr. Who
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: Coco
Donatella Versace
Celine Dion
Hillary Clinton
My ex-wife's mother
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: Kate Beckinsale, Rhona Mitra, Jessica Biel, Elisabetta Canalis, Maria Sharapova, Nicole Marie Lenz, Olga Kurykenko, Ana Beatriz Barros, Aishwarya Rai, Kelly Hu
Anything else you wanna say about yourself...: I have never understood the purpose of hair conditioner