jillybean81

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jillybean81

Joined 37 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 6 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago

jillybean81's Bio

jillybean81 hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • she looks way better with... (on Milla Jovovich @ Spike TV's 2008 Scream Awards)
  • She is gorgeous, I love her.... (on Kelly Brook: "Fat Pig" at the Comedy Theatre in London)
  • Ok, that's it, somebody get... (on Avril Lavigne @ Nokia / Spike Lee Collaboration Film Premiere)
  • Horrible outfit and terrible... (on Mena Suvari @ Susan G.Komen Apparel Launch)
  • I've never understood her.... (on Hot or Not: Kate Middleton Skates For Charity!)
  • Why are these ladies getting... (on Renee Zellweger @ "Appaloosa" LA Premiere)
  • What does she have to be sad... (on Sad Piper Perabo Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • I think she's beautiful. I... (on Carla Gugino @ 2008 Freedom Awards in L.A.)
  • I've never, ever, EVER... (on Chloe Sevigny @ 2008 Creative Arts Emmy Awards)
  • Why does she always look... (on Kerry Washington @ "Lakeview Terrace" Premiere)

    • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I am always on this site...that makes me bastardly by association, right?

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    I have a boyfriend....not interested.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Kirsten Dunst
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Rufies, alligators, and five-day-old panties.

    Your favorite food is...
    Meat, lots of it.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Ellen Page
    Music You Would Die Without...

    Ben Folds Five, oldies music (50's-90's, if you can consider 90's "oldies"), Carbon Leaf.........I like a wide variety.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    NATALIE PORTMAN

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess, Sayid from Lost, Shia LeBouf.

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Ireland, Anywhere cool in Europe, and anywhere tropical. (minus rapists and drug lords, of course.)

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Eyes & sense of humor.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Ninja Warrior, Squidbillies.

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    Geez...I've been attacked by soooo many things. I guess a goose. Those things are evil, and they are constantly swooping down from the heavens in attempts to kill me.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Kirsten Dunst (so ugly she takes up three spots...)
    Ellen Page
    Melissa Joan Hart

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    NATALIE PORTMAN!, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kate Beckinsale, Emma Watson, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Kate Hudson, Jennifer Garner, Katherine McPhee

    jillybean81's Guestbook (8)

    Razorblade Tongue
    by Razorblade Tongue
    13 weeks 1 day ago

    Your username has made me crave jellybeans now. Thanks.

    RoastedNuts
    by RoastedNuts
    14 weeks 2 days ago

    hey there. just stalkin ya back, again. have a good one

    Glimmer
    by Glimmer
    14 weeks 3 days ago

    yes the 90's do count as 'oldies' . try expalining them to a kid nowdays. ha ha... ;)

    ah notice the shia lebouf thing/so i guess you're gonna see 'eagle eye' opening weekend ??

    Razorblade Tongue
    by Razorblade Tongue
    17 weeks 4 days ago

    Hullo.

    Some Guy
    by Some Guy
    20 weeks 19 hours ago

    I'm stalking you back. How are you?

    Richard-Schlichting
    by Richard-Schlichting
    22 weeks 2 days ago

    Hi Jillybean...You make me think of Suzanne Vega....Saw your name on my stalker list and thought I'd has hi before you ran off in complete terror.
    :O)

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