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Big Papi

Joined 32 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago

Big Papi's Bio

Big Papi hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Not bad for a Brit. She has... (on Possible Brownbagger Gemma Merna @ 2008 Inside Soap Awards)
  • Velvet Underground! WOW....classic Lou Reed. NOY... (on concubine's guestbook)
  • I'd pee in her butt... (on 43-Year Old Catherine Fulop Does August, 2008 Gente Magazine!)
  • I hate those stupid fucking... (on Megan Fox Looking Hot in "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People")
  • I'd hit it, but I would wear... (on Hot or Not: Tiana Benjamin @ 2008 Inside Soap Awards)
  • I'd pee in her butt.... (on Seren Gibson Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • Nothing all that great. She... (on Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! Ow!!)
  • She needs to be chained to a... (on Kim Kardashian's Huge Ass Promotes DWTS Premiere Tonight!)
  • I'd fuck her so gently.... (on Hayden Panettiere Looking Old @ HBO's 2008 Emmy After Party)
  • Buster's right. I hate the... (on Malin Akerman Brings The Afternoon Links!)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Not skin and bones, and proportionate to height.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Kim Karsluttian
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Good band, good booze, good women.

    Your favorite food is...
    pretty much anything Italian
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Paris Hilton. Who ever declared her a "celebrity" anyway?
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Chloe Sevigny in The Brown Bunny.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Classic Rock.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Daisy Fuentes

    Your favorite quote is...

    "90 percent of the game is half mental" -Yogi Berra

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Amsterdam, Sweden, Norway

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Definitely a pretty face...eyes, smile, hairstyle.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    The Office and Family Guy

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    BJ and the Bear, CHiPs, Dukes of Hazzard, A Team

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Amy Wino, Avril Lavigne, Star Jones, Kirsten Dunst, Britney Spears

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Not in any particular order: Constance Marie, Jenna Fischer, Chloe Sevigny, Kristin Cavelleri, Kate Winslet, Monica Cruz, Rashida Jones, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Hayden Panettiere.

    Big Papi's Guestbook (32)

    concubine
    by concubine
    3 weeks 16 hours ago

    Oh my fucking god I love your quote xx

    Leema
    by Leema
    9 weeks 2 days ago

    Thank you Big Papi... aren't you going to show us a picture of your famous self?

    TWICE-A-DAY
    by TWICE-A-DAY
    9 weeks 2 days ago

    "I'd pee in her butt"
    "I'd fuck her so gently"
    "I'd do her at least TWICE-A-DAY?" maybe throw that one in once in a while?

    Honey
    by Honey
    9 weeks 3 days ago

    Thank you. *blushes*

    You made my day. :)

    Buck Nasty
    by Buck Nasty
    9 weeks 4 days ago

    What do you do besides bangin those fat ass Brazilian chicks.

    Buck Nasty
    by Buck Nasty
    9 weeks 6 days ago

    Humaitarian work/?/ You didn't get caught smuggling dope did you??? HEHEHE

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