McPerv

McPerv

Joined 37 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 52 sec ago

McPerv's Bio

Here's what matters. I went to middle school when short shorts were in. In the 6th grade Lori B. wore shorts so short that her ass poked out ever so slightly. From that moment on, I knew there was nothing better in this world than chicks who dress like whores.


Recent Bastardliness

  • A ridiculous question.... (on Who's Your Favorite Pussycat Dolls Lingerie Model?)
  • I get the feeling a gay man... (on Keri Russell Does December, 2008 Details Magazine)
  • I'd start with my dick in... (on Scarlett Johansson & Eva Mendes Lookin' Tasty @ 'The Spirit' Launch)
  • Helluva body. Wow.... (on Heidi Montag: Honeymoon Bikini Pics From Mexico (w/ Spencer))
  • Great body and there's... (on Kate Winslet @ "The Reader" Premiere in NYC)
  • Amazing pics, stunning.... (on Adriana Lima & Heidi Klum Sign Autographs @ New Flagship Store)
  • Pretty but plain. Hot body.... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Jesse)
  • Support for Calif. gay... (on Fashion Rating: Jessica Alba @ Campari Calendar Launch)
  • What I meant was, you don't... (on Fashion Rating: Jessica Alba @ Campari Calendar Launch)
  • I disagree, the concept of... (on Fashion Rating: Jessica Alba @ Campari Calendar Launch)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I'm a vegan atheist libertarian (small "l") misanthrope.
    I love slutty women who dress like whores, and so I'm obsessed with BLOTD Ava.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Irina Sheik to Jordin Sparks (at her curviest -- yum)
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Tie -- Paris Hilton and Sarah Jessica Parker
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    Your favorite food is...
    Stuffed shells with tofu
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Paris Hilton
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    It's not a sex scene, but is still the hottest thing ever in a mainstream movie -- Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Neil Young, Cranberries, Ryan Adams, Damien Rice

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Scarlett Johansson

    Your favorite quote is...

    The people should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of the people.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Battlestar Galactica
    Sarah Connor Chronicles

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/15/2008
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Ugly is easy, here are some average-looking chicks who are way overrated:
    Heidi Klum -- the most overrated woman of all time
    Marissa Miller
    Cameron Diaz
    Gisele Bundchen -- though with some candids I saw recently she's growing on me

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1. TIE Cassie and Kim K., 3. Vida Guerra, 4. Jessica Biel, 5. Megan Fox, 6. Jessica Alba, 7. Sarah Larson, 8. Elsa Pataky, 9. Scarlett Johansson, 10. Pole Vaulter Allison Stokke, 11. Adriana Lima, 12. Mila Kunis, 13. Irina Sheik, 14. Tori Praver, 15. Nina Keita (black chick in the Old Navy commercials), 16. Hilary Duff, 17. Leighton Meester, 18. Kristin Kreuk, 19. Rachel Bilson, * Nadine Velazquez have been removed from my list until she regains the weight she lost. Yes I know that's more than 10, can't part with any of them.

    McPerv's Guestbook (71)

    oh, i do. but it's rare to find one in ireland. and i don't live there. i have dual citizenship, but i don't live there.

    that's if you can find a place that makes one.

    vegan libertarian misanthrope.....

    you're automatically cool in my book.

    Family law is a pretty dangerous profession. One of the most dangerous in fact. Kudos to you.
    We all do what we got to do to pay the bills. Ain't no harm in working every angle you can.

    I'm not a lawyer. I just run a corporate library in a law firm. I am working toward my MBA though.
    What sort of law do you practice?

    hey wassup handome? let´s have some sex;)