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McPerv

Joined 24 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 3 hours 48 min 47 sec ago

McPerv's Bio

Here's what matters. I went to middle school when short shorts were in. In the 6th grade Lori B. wore shorts so short that her ass poked out ever so slightly. From that moment on, I knew there was nothing better in this world than chicks who dress like whores.


Recent Bastardliness

  • Wow, super douche with a... (on Why's Corey Feldman Trying To Look Like Michael Jackson?)
  • Certainly McCain. Why were... (on The Bastardly Morning Report)
  • Lots of people thought they... (on The Bastardly Morning Report)
  • Pleasant, unique, soft... (on Leighton Meester @ Entourage Season 5 Premiere)
  • Paulie Shore was the first... (on Jillian Grace Wins Child Support Lottery! David Spade Baby-Daddy!)
  • And why doesn't this bitch... (on The Bastardly Morning Report)
  • And the Republicans want to... (on The Bastardly Morning Report)
  • Way hot. Wow.... (on Hot or Not: Anna Popplewell @ "The Duchess" UK Premiere)
  • She needs some bukkake on... (on The Bastardly Morning Report)
  • Yeah I watched it, and I... (on Christina Aguilera Looking Hot @ Her New Perfume Launch in NYC)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I'm a vegan atheist libertarian (small "l") misanthrope.
    I love slutty women who dress like whores, and so I'm obsessed with BLOTD Ava.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Irina Sheik to Jordin Sparks (at her curviest -- yum)
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Tie -- Paris Hilton and Sarah Jessica Parker
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    Ava
    Your favorite food is...
    Stuffed shells with tofu
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Paris Hilton
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    It's not a sex scene, but is still the hottest thing ever in a mainstream movie -- Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Neil Young, Cranberries, Ryan Adams, Damien Rice

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Scarlett Johansson

    Your favorite quote is...

    "We all have it comin'"
    -- Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Battlestar Galactica
    Sarah Connor Chronicles

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/15/2008
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Ugly is easy, here are some average-looking chicks who are way overrated:
    Heidi Klum
    Marissa Miller
    Cameron Diaz
    Gisele Bundchen -- though with some candids I saw recently she's growing on me

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1. Cassie, 2. Megan Fox, 3. Jessica Alba, 4. Scarlett Johansson, 5. Pole Vaulter Allison Stokke, 6. Adriana Lima, 7. Tori Praver, 8. Nina Keita (black chick in the Old Navy commercials), 9. Hilary Duff, 10. Jessica Biel, 11. Doutzen Kroes, 12. Irina Sheik, 13. Rachel Bilson, Kim K. and Nadine Velazquez have been removed from my list until they regain the weight they each lost.

    McPerv's Guestbook (62)

    RoastedNuts
    by RoastedNuts
    1 week 5 days ago

    I like this pic too. One of the best angles to view a woman imho.

    RoastedNuts
    by RoastedNuts
    1 week 5 days ago

    Howdy McPerv. How's it goin?

    RedPeony
    by RedPeony
    3 weeks 6 days ago

    Ha! You really do live up to your name!

    Have a great week darlin'! x

    RedPeony
    by RedPeony
    4 weeks 2 days ago

    McPurrrrvve...just thought I'd drop in for tea and biscuits.
    ;-) x

    Richard-Schlichting
    by Richard-Schlichting
    4 weeks 2 days ago

    I know...Just annoys me. They bring up my wife and than I defend her and they say stop talking about her.
    Well stop bringing her up.
    Thanks though....Good to know there are a couple normal people on here.
    Hallery, Leni, Loki, you and few others.

    Hallery
    by Hallery
    4 weeks 3 days ago

    Hi, how's it going?

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