linc635

linc635

Joined 37 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 5 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago

linc635's Bio

linc635 hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • The brunette lays Tila and... (on Is Tila Tequila The Biggest Whore in Hollywood History?)
  • she's ugly.... (on Avril Lavigne @ Nokia / Spike Lee Collaboration Film Premiere)
  • Dude snuck into her house!... (on Ashley Tisdale @ "High School Musical 3" Premiere in L.A.)
  • Ugly.... (on Quick Note: Miley Cyrus Is Still Alive & Well)
  • I've always wanted to... (on Tranny Makeup Alert! Christina Aguilera @ 2008 MTV VMAs)
  • If those tits stay after the... (on Knocked Up Rating: Ashlee Simpson @ 2008 MTV VMAs)
  • She's sexy as shit... Her... (on Juiciest Dress: Keri Hilson @ 2008 MTV VMAs)
  • Best she's looked in a... (on Lindsay Lohan Lookin' Hot @ 2008 MTV VMAs)
  • Getting hotter with every... (on Fashion Rating: Ashley Tisdale @ 2008 MTV VMAs)
  • Ugly.... (on Jailbait Alert! Miley Cyrus @ 2008 MTV VMAs)
  • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Just the fact that this site is a daily stop for me during my web surfing excursions.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    115-150lbs.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Avril Lavine
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Hot bitches, alcohol, and the hot mom's of the hot bitches.

    Your favorite food is...
    Anything without mushrooms... I'm allergic to those.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Bai Ling,... except for when she shows her tits.
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    ... I don't really keep track of ugly women.

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1. Selita Ebanks, 2. Halle Berry (pre-pregnancy), 3. Adriana Lima, 3. Gisele Bundchen, 4. Rihanna (when she covers the forehead), 5. Vanessa Simmons, 6. Rosario Dawson, 7. Melyssa Ford, 8. Vita Guerra, 9. Eva Longoria, 10. Christina Aguillera (post-pregnancy "huge tits")
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Nah.

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