Jay

Jay

Joined 37 weeks 3 days ago

Was bastardly 27 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago

Jay's Bio

Jay hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

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  • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I'm not bastardly in the least.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    I really could not care less.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Paris Hilton
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Good jazz, martinis and a deck of cards.

    Your favorite food is...
    Popsicles.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    They're all annoying.
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    I have no idea why, but the staircase scene in A History of Violence.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Leonard Cohen, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holliday, Sarah Vauaghan, Dinah Washington, Edith Piaf, Tony Bennet, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Chet Baker, Jelly Roll Morton, Dusty Springfield, Etta James, The Smiths, The Distillers, Minor Threat, Mad Caddies, Rancid, Weird Al, Porcupine Tree.

    Very random, I know.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    In body or in thoughts?

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    1) Carey Grant
    2) Harrison Ford
    3) Monty Clift
    4) Ralph Fiennes
    5) Hugh Grant
    6) Daniel Day Lewis
    7) Ken Watanabe
    8) Denzel Washington
    9) Robert DeNiro
    10)My boyfriend.

    Your favorite quote is...

    "There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. "

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1) Paris Hilton
    2) Lindsay Lohan
    3) Britney Spears
    4) Nicole Richie
    5) Hillary Duff

    All completely useless.

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1) Rita Hayworth, 2) Audrey Hepburn, 3) Lauren Bacall, 4) Vivien Leigh, 5) Ava Gardner, 6) Daria Werbowy, 7) Lana Turner, 8) Cate Blanchett, 9) Kate Winslet, 10) Michelle Yeoh
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Does anyone actually care about what my favorite movie is or just how much I hate my cat? I doubt it. If you're a dude, you're probably just wanting to see if I sound slutty enough for potential webcam action, and if you're a girl you're probably criticizing every word I've used while thinking that I'm fat.

    Jay's Guestbook (33)

    Hope that you had a cool weekend and a sing-tacular (<-my english teacher must be rolling in her grave!) time on Friday, Jay.

    Thank you! I like your answers too! You seem like a genuinely cool girl, which isn't too common. I love that you have Montgomery Clift on your list. He was so incredibly handsome.

    lol @ me and Lauren "Get a room".

    For a minute Jay, I thought you weren't the beautiful woman in your display picture but rather, a psychotic ex boyfriend of hers, or a closet homosexual. LOL!

    You're pretty funny though, and hot!

    ahh this is much better. So spawn of hell, aren't all cats?
    I dug your women list
    Lauren Bacall was one of the most beautiful women of all time
    She was amazing in the Big Sleep.
    I'm assuming you like noir, what with that list, and your affinity for jazz
    have you ever read any of the books associated with that genre?
    I haven't read any of the "classics" like Spillane, Chandler, and Cain
    but James Elroy and Jim Thompson are excellent.

    You're very pretty!

    LMAO! U don't like cheesy lines eh?