Jay

I'm not bastardly in the least.

I really could not care less.

Paris Hilton

Good jazz, martinis and a deck of cards.

Popsicles.

They're all annoying.

I have no idea why, but the staircase scene in A History of Violence.

Leonard Cohen, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holliday, Sarah Vauaghan, Dinah Washington, Edith Piaf, Tony Bennet, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Chet Baker, Jelly Roll Morton, Dusty Springfield, Etta James, The Smiths, The Distillers, Minor Threat, Mad Caddies, Rancid, Weird Al, Porcupine Tree.

Very random, I know.

In body or in thoughts?

1) Carey Grant
2) Harrison Ford
3) Monty Clift
4) Ralph Fiennes
5) Hugh Grant
6) Daniel Day Lewis
7) Ken Watanabe
8) Denzel Washington
9) Robert DeNiro
10)My boyfriend.

"There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. "

1) Paris Hilton
2) Lindsay Lohan
3) Britney Spears
4) Nicole Richie
5) Hillary Duff

All completely useless.

1) Rita Hayworth, 2) Audrey Hepburn, 3) Lauren Bacall, 4) Vivien Leigh, 5) Ava Gardner, 6) Daria Werbowy, 7) Lana Turner, 8) Cate Blanchett, 9) Kate Winslet, 10) Michelle Yeoh

Does anyone actually care about what my favorite movie is or just how much I hate my cat? I doubt it. If you're a dude, you're probably just wanting to see if I sound slutty enough for potential webcam action, and if you're a girl you're probably criticizing every word I've used while thinking that I'm fat.