Indiaearia

I can do so much. I can be a source of good, intelligent conversation. I can wow your friends with my cutting wit and clever air. I can pick you up if you need a ride, and drop you off at a destination of your choosing. I can find interesting things about normal situations, things that might have escaped the attention of others. I will take these things and weave them into jokes and stories, tales and songs, all for the benefit of my friends. I can cook (chicken) and vacuum (sometimes).Theres more. there is so much fucking more, but why go on when i can sum it up like this: I can and will be fucking brilliant on a regular goddamn basis. Tell.your.friends. warn them, let them know that if they approach me to fold in their metaphorical wings because i'm the sun to their icarus. bitch.