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    As another bastard said, I'm dumb enough to put my real pics up here. But be nice, be mean, whatever; my looks are not my passion in life.
    I moved to/lived in Russia at 19 (Nizhni Novgorod) and am currently studying in Sweden.
    I love my long, delicate fingers; unfortunately, I have the toes to match lol. however, they are quite skillful and considerably more useful than most people's toes.
    I looove being naked/having sex with my Swedish lover outside (avoiding being seen of course).
    I have a natural talent for sketching, especially people, but I hate it haha; I'd rather run around and play instead of sit and draw.
    I've sung for audiences of thousands, all across the U.S. and a little in Canada.
    I have a really round booty for a white girl..it gets big if I don't work out but I keep it in shape. I love it that asses are "in" right now haha; I love mine.
    My IQ is probably higher than yours. I know that sounds contradictory after my last random fact, but if you're one of around 90% of the population, then it's true.
    I'm 5'8 and I loove tall boys :) and wearing cute heels without towering over everyone, which is often the case because I also have good posture lol.
    Another bastard's profile pic inspired me to think of this--I have really really sensitive nipples. I can't sit still if someone touches them haha and I have no idea how I would ever nurse a baby! It's actually a bit worrisome :(

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I always take any dare involving payment and wearing extremely slutty clothes on cold winter days. show me the money!

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    240.43 lb.s exactly. I'm a chubby-chaser.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Jay-Z. his face makes me want to cry.
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/07/24/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-noreen
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    absinthe
    DJ Felli Fell (lol)
    a no pants rule

    Your favorite food is...
    any nicely seasoned chicken vegetable stir fry
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Tom Cruise needs to be brought back to reality
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    hmm..there are so many that have made me tingle all the way down to my toes. lol I'll get back to this one.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    hmmm. Jessica Alba lol (non-pregnant) I'm curious since she obviously has a great body and yet is kind of a prude. also...Milo from Heroes! gorgeous :)

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Morocco
    Japan
    Czech Republic
    and many, many more. honestly those are just the first 3 I thought of.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    height :) followed by smell, and then skin. all three are very important, and so is the fourth thing (eyes of course) and the voice.

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    a snake wrapped itself around my leg once!

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    Jay-Z
    Will Ferrell
    Christina Aguilera's husband
    John C. Reilly
    Michael Jackson
    Jermaine Dupri
    and more..

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Tori Spelling--camel face
    Sarah Jessica Parker (professional makeup, lighting, airbrushing--nothing makes this woman look good!)
    Rumer Willis--potato head, ugly nose
    Miley Cyrus--part Gollum, part troll
    Brooke Hogan--man chin and the ugliest nose ever

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    I have 12...I'm mostly picking them for their stunning faces, they all have great bodies but I wasn't taking "world's best boobs" into account. These are the most gorgeous women ever and I would seriously love to see them all in one place at the same time. In no particular order:, Elizabeth Harnois, Taylor Cole, Adriana Lima, Kristen Kreuk, Cheryl Cole (formerly Cheryl Tweedy), Megan Fox, Megan Ewing, Claire Forlani, Josie Maran, Summer Altice, Kate Beckinsale, Charlize Theron, if you haven't heard of anyone on here, google image them!
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I'm living abroad right now and seem to be on a different time zone from almost everyone else on the site! argh, dammit!

    Not my real name but it is my real picture..

    oh my god...i know what you mean about the ones that will not leave you alone...those are the uneduated ones...i mean they are the lowest of low...they are the macho types that just dont accept "no" for an answer...they go beyond pursuing and actually become stalkers (no pun intended)...you know the same thing with some mexican men, too...the ones that just gawk, whistle and stare at your body without even being subtle...it doesnt mean all mexicans are like that but i hope that makes my point (i dont know if you're familiar with mexican men but the ones i am talking about are almost everywhere in fl, especially miami)....i got stung by the type of turkish men you're talking about, as well...even on facebook...i added Turkey to my facebook network for a day to find old friends, and 200+ guys were sending me messages within one day...i was like "damn"...it felt like i was being attacked by cavemen who had never seen a woman before...a few of them kept sending messages even though i never replied...it is like, get the point already...dont you have any dignity? when i told one i didnt wanna talk to him, he started cursing at me...i was like, "animals like you are the ones that give turkish men a bad rep" so you definitely bumped into the type i am talking about...the good ones are go-getters but they are so polite and wont creep you out like other ones...and yes, they love Russian women because a lot of russian prostitutes (dont be offended by what i am about to say but it is true) come to turkey to work...they call them "natashas" in Turkish. Russian women are beautiful and charge so little so it is like dream come true for the men...so as soon as they find out you're Russian, they have this, "hot and easy" picture pop in their heads...it is disgusting but true...i like jealous guys but i dont like a guy that will give me a hard time just because i dress skimpy (i wear really skimpy stuff...the shorter, the better) but the type of guy that gets jealous because he is scared of losing you...you know not because he is so insecure but because he loves you and the thought of losing you kinda scares him...i love jealousy in that aspect, not to the point that you feel suffocated...i HATE HATE HATE men that look at other girls...i cannot tell you how much i hate that...it is so extremely rude...i cant even come up with a word to describe how i feel about that...it is worse if the girl he is checking out is not even attractive...you cant help but feel insulted...so if your man is the way you describe him, wow, he is perfect...ask him if he has a brother or a twin...and he says, "meh" when you point out hot chicks...yeah, that is it...i am totally jealous! (i really am) lol

    a late response because i wanted to write more than just one line about it since you hit the nail on the head with your last sentence in your last message...american boys are the worst...they are so god damn cocky (something i depise)...sadly, the hotter the girl, the cockier they get (most of the time, they put up a front because they think being cocky is a turn on since so many girls from here like cocky men and guys that treat them like shit)...where i am originally from (Turkey), guys chase after you like dogs...i mean, you can play as hard as you wish, they will still try to pursue you because you're the girl...they are go-getters, you know what i mean? and they treat you so much better than the ones in the states...here, it is the other way around...i think part of it is because girls in the US are very easy (i am stereotyping)...most of the time, they are the ones chasing after the guy, fearing if they play hard to get just a little, the guy will move onto the next girl...i've never dated/had a Turkish guy but white boys...and to be honest, i am thinking maybe i should switch and try some other boys from different countries

    When I said, "Bless you, child" in that post, that was a compliment. Now when are you gonna stop stalking and finally say somethin'? ;)

    Very unique lips. I dont think your boyfriend is the only fan. People pay for lips like that and they still cant look like that.

    "As another bastard said, I'm dumb enough to put my real pics up here. But be nice, be mean, whatever; my looks are not my passion in life."

    well i'm gonna be nice. cause, well... your pretty enough to warrant a compliment.

    It was a complement. Best tubes in my opinion. All I use. And you are welcome, you did draw my immediate attention.

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