svetlana

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As another bastard said, I'm dumb enough to put my real pics up here. But be nice, be mean, whatever; my looks are not my passion in life.
I moved to/lived in Russia at 19 (Nizhni Novgorod) and am currently studying in Sweden.
I love my long, delicate fingers; unfortunately, I have the toes to match lol. however, they are quite skillful and considerably more useful than most people's toes.
I looove being naked/having sex with my Swedish lover outside (avoiding being seen of course).
I have a natural talent for sketching, especially people, but I hate it haha; I'd rather run around and play instead of sit and draw.
I've sung for audiences of thousands, all across the U.S. and a little in Canada.
I have a really round booty for a white girl..it gets big if I don't work out but I keep it in shape. I love it that asses are "in" right now haha; I love mine.
My IQ is probably higher than yours. I know that sounds contradictory after my last random fact, but if you're one of around 90% of the population, then it's true.
I'm 5'8 and I loove tall boys :) and wearing cute heels without towering over everyone, which is often the case because I also have good posture lol.
Another bastard's profile pic inspired me to think of this--I have really really sensitive nipples. I can't sit still if someone touches them haha and I have no idea how I would ever nurse a baby! It's actually a bit worrisome :(- What makes you Bastardly?
I always take any dare involving payment and wearing extremely slutty clothes on cold winter days. show me the money!
- Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
- 240.43 lb.s exactly. I'm a chubby-chaser.
- Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
- Jay-Z. his face makes me want to cry.
- Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
- http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/07/24/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-noreen
- What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?
absinthe
DJ Felli Fell (lol)
a no pants rule- Your favorite food is...
- any nicely seasoned chicken vegetable stir fry
- Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...
hmm..there are so many that have made me tingle all the way down to my toes. lol I'll get back to this one.
- One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...
hmmm. Jessica Alba lol (non-pregnant) I'm curious since she obviously has a great body and yet is kind of a prude. also...Milo from Heroes! gorgeous :)
- Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...
Morocco
Japan
Czech Republic
and many, many more. honestly those are just the first 3 I thought of.- What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
height :) followed by smell, and then skin. all three are very important, and so is the fourth thing (eyes of course) and the voice.
- What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?
a snake wrapped itself around my leg once!
- Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List
Jay-Z
Will Ferrell
Christina Aguilera's husband
John C. Reilly
Michael Jackson
Jermaine Dupri
and more..- Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List
Tori Spelling--camel face
Sarah Jessica Parker (professional makeup, lighting, airbrushing--nothing makes this woman look good!)
Rumer Willis--potato head, ugly nose
Miley Cyrus--part Gollum, part troll
Brooke Hogan--man chin and the ugliest nose ever- Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
- I have 12...I'm mostly picking them for their stunning faces, they all have great bodies but I wasn't taking "world's best boobs" into account. These are the most gorgeous women ever and I would seriously love to see them all in one place at the same time. In no particular order:, Elizabeth Harnois, Taylor Cole, Adriana Lima, Kristen Kreuk, Cheryl Cole (formerly Cheryl Tweedy), Megan Fox, Megan Ewing, Claire Forlani, Josie Maran, Summer Altice, Kate Beckinsale, Charlize Theron, if you haven't heard of anyone on here, google image them!
- Anything else you wanna say about yourself...
I'm living abroad right now and seem to be on a different time zone from almost everyone else on the site! argh, dammit!





