magicstick

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magicstick

Joined 37 weeks 4 days ago

Was bastardly 18 weeks 1 hour 19 min ago

magicstick's Bio

magicstick hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • PIC #5: Khloe baby, is that... (on Khloe Kardashian Went Looking For The Buffet Table!)
  • mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-muh-ilf!... (on Katarina Witt @ BILD OSGAR Awards in Germany)
  • Geez I have to say Khloe,... (on The Kardashian Sisters Ho It Up @ Caesars Palace in Vegas)
  • Baby got BACK!... (on Serena Williams @ Pre-Wimbledon Player Party)
  • And on the 8th day God... (on Gisele Bundchen Rocks The Runway for Colcci in Sao Paulo)
  • I'd do the Bada-Bingham... (on Traci Bingham vs Shauna Sand: The Whorrific Matchup)
  • Too hot for TV... (on Jesse Jane Wins "Best Body" @ FAME Adult Awards)
  • If she asked me to kill... (on Marisa Miller - Ralph Magazine - May 2008)
  • You make my pee-pee go "DA... (on Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Do Bikini Shoot Without Khloe!)
  • Fuck you Pete Douchebag... (on Pregnant Ashlee Simpson Forgot To Wear Her Hoody)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I wear a size 7 1/4 hat.
    I don't like scuba diving.
    I've seen my mom naked.
    I had a thing for Mena Suvari. (Sorry Mena)
    I have a thing for Khloe Kardashian.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Khloe Kardashian's bedroom... OWWW!

    What makes you Bastardly?

    My hand up your mom's skirt.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Daddy doesn't discriminate.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Sandra Oh she's so butta!
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Jagermeister, Ladies, and a clothes peg.

    Your favorite food is...
    Red Meat
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Blohan
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    The shower scene from The Specialist. Tap dat shit Sly!!!

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    MMMMegan Foxxxx

    Your favorite quote is...

    "The band is on the field!!!"

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Miami, Club Med Hokkaido, Ukraine.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Boobs. Couldn't lie if I wanted to.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Lost, Sportscenter.

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A Stingray

    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Khloe Kardashian, please call me. Actually PM me your number and I'll call you. I know you read these sites cos I'm pretty sure you don't have a job, but that's ok baby cos I'll look after you...

    magicstick's Guestbook (6)

    Please write in my guestbook I'm really sensitive about that sort of thing and blah blah blah... who am I kidding? I don't care, do whatever you want, you were going to anyway...

    Sir Percy of Scandia
    by Sir Percy of Scandia
    26 weeks 4 days ago

    LOL. "Khloe Kardashian, please call me. Actually PM me your number and I'll call you. I know you read these sites cos I'm pretty sure you don't have a job, but that's ok baby cos I'll look after you..."

    i find you and your Khole thing to be so funny. be easy.

    Caitie Harmful
    by Caitie Harmful
    33 weeks 4 days ago

    I'm more interested in her personality & tats than her breasts, to be honest.

    brownbaggerhottie
    by brownbaggerhottie
    33 weeks 5 days ago

    Sorry but no, only naughty boys receive punishment from me.

    brownbaggerhottie
    by brownbaggerhottie
    33 weeks 6 days ago

    Ok I wanted to write something mean but I won't... :)

    brownbaggerhottie
    by brownbaggerhottie
    34 weeks 7 hours ago

    So if I don't show off my boobs, what's the first thing you would notice then? Let me guess, my butt?

    Leni
    by Leni
    34 weeks 6 days ago

    hi, thanks for the nice words :)
    have a nice weekend, magicstick, cool nick by the way ;)
    hugs,
    Leni

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