Damn Skippy

Damn Skippy

Joined 30 weeks 3 days ago

Was bastardly 4 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago

Damn Skippy's Bio

Damn Skippy hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

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  • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    My rapier wit.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    110-140. Curves, baybee.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    that Winehouse thing.
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    yogurt, monkeys, adrenochrome

    Your favorite food is...
    Anything fried in beer batter. Anything at all.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    They all are.
    Your favorite quote is...

    "I can't choose between death and glory."

    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Yeah. I feel a great need for public adoration.

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