Jess

Jess

Joined 37 weeks 4 days ago

Was bastardly 1 week 2 days 20 hours ago

Jess's Bio

Jess hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Vanessa's hardly overweight.... (on Vanessa Hudgens & Her Mini Muffin Top! OW!!!)
  • I think she looks great... (on Mischa Barton Rents Herself Out For Atlantis in Dubai Opening)
  • Yeah, I cook and eat BBQ chicken pretty much every... (on Richard-Schlichting's guestbook)
  • That is indeed me in the picture....and thanks! :)... (on Richard-Schlichting's guestbook)
  • Amen to that.... (on Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!)
  • I agree. As a long-legged... (on Adriana Lima: 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Runway)
  • She looks like she lost... (on Noemie Lenoir: 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Runway)
  • Not crazy about what she's... (on Selita Ebanks: 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Runway)
  • She'd look cute if she... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Amber)
  • Why must she always be... (on Tila Tequila @ "Shaun White Snowboarding" Video Game Launch)
  • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    What makes me Bastardly? Well, I like 4-wheeling, motorcycles, piercings, tattoos, and eating large quantities of BBQ chicken wings. Yum! I also love to sew (not something many girls do anymore), and I make one mean apple pie. Seriously. It's like an orgasm for your mouth, if I may say so myself!

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    I like my men to be about 160.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Hmm...can't really think of one at the moment, other than Ashley Tisdale. It's something about her smile...
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Well, referring back to a party I once had myself, I'd have to say ice water, loud rock music, and several very tall, wild metalheads.

    Your favorite food is...
    So many choices...but I must say pretty much anything with chocolate in it is fine by me!
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Gah! I'm so sick of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton!
    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    In no particular order, I'd have to say as of now it's Emma Watson, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Mena Suvari, Lisa Edelstein, Petra Nemcova, Shakira, Bettie Page, Rachel McLish (before the implants), and Kristin Davis.

    Jess's Guestbook (5)

    Yeah...I think you will be ok. Except for the horomones. Chickens these
    days are injected with a lot of extra female hormones to make breast bigger for the roosters (I'm kidding about the rooster part). The downside is that we, as "eaters", get a lot more female hormones than we need in turn.
    So you may want to eat steak once a week.
    I'd eat BBQ chicken everyday if I could though. I hear you on that.

    Confidence is a must.
    Yes..I've had pretty interesting life. The 5 facts only got me to about 6 years old. No, I wasn't bald at 6, but I was starting to receed. LOL! I've had quite an interesting life.
    You seem like you are really active and a big fan of BBQ. I love BBQ and
    like cooking BBQ even more. One of my favorite things to do it cook.
    Maybe they should have 30 facts up there.
    Glad you wrote back and glad you liked the clip.
    Is that your doggie in the profile window or are you just a boxer enthusiasts?
    Talk to ya later,
    Richie

    Is that your picture? If so pretty.
    In any event, just came by to say hi! *waves*
    The Wilford Brimley thing is pretty funny....Oh and chicken
    wings rule.
    Wilford Brimley...We use to just call him old guy until I learned
    his name. Anyway...This clip made me laugh...While still taking
    diabetes seiously....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69ujLvxLi0M
    Later,
    Richie

    yes, yes- floss and tie, walk and talk, I am a marvel.
    Love the fact that you have Wilford Brimley on your page. Cracks me up during during those Price is Right commercials

    wow, all those things that make you bastardly...are MY favourite things to do. EVERY. DAY.
    oh, and hi :)