Mike Litoris

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Mike Litoris

Joined 37 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 1 day 19 hours 45 min ago

8 years old

Toronto

Mike Litoris's Bio

I'm Canadian. I tour around the world as a audio engineer for rock concerts. I live in airports, airplanes, hotels and tour buses. I spend about 2-3 months a year at home. I love the internet. I'm currently on tour in the UK and Europe with Motorhead until Dec 8th.


Recent Bastardliness

  • Yum.... (on Delta White's guestbook)
  • Hey Now. How you doin?... (on Delta White's guestbook)
  • That's our girl!... (on Bai Ling Shows Of Her 2008 American Music Awards Nipple!)
  • C'mon...you are serious??... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Dixie)
  • She's Foxy Cleopatra and... (on From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!)
  • Nice tits..shame about her... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Amber)
  • Stunning.... (on From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!)
  • Van looks sluttyier...she... (on Vanessa Hudgens vs Ashley Tisdale: Another Australian HSM3 Premiere)
  • Her "Hills" are a... (on Audrina Patridge Suffers From Separated Fake Boobs Syndrome)
  • Hot rice with a side of... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Mona)

    • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I like to criticize people because it makes me feel better about my own failures. I also like boobies.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    25-220 kgs
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Wino Crackhouse
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    0509
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    girls
    booze
    olive oil (extra virgin)

    Your favorite food is...
    slowly killing me.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    That fauxmosexual Lindsey Lohan
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    When Marsellus Wallace is getting ass raped by the hillbillies and gimp in Pulp Fiction and he gets to say that "I'm pretty fuckin far from OK" line after Butch slices that guy with the samurai sword. It's an awesome scene. Not sexy at all but violent as hell.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Old Aerosmith when they were fucked up on booze & junk. Same with The Stones.

    Your favorite quote is...

    "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
    Hunter S. Thompson

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Antarctica
    Lichtenstein
    Uranus

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Tits

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    30 Rock and anything on History Channel

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    1 Lost Art of Keeping a Secret - Queens of the Stone Age
    2 Heart Attack American - The Bronx
    3 Fireball - Deep Purple
    4 Turn To Stone - Electric Light Orchestra
    5 The Age of Pamparius - Turbonegro
    6 Midlife Crisis - Faith No More
    7 Forgot about Dre - Dr Dre w/ Eminem
    8 I Got a War - Gluecifer
    9 Jawbreaker - Judas Priest
    10 Rock Show - Paul McCartney & Wings

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    12/31/1999
    Your Bastardly Location
    Toronto
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    The horse-faced chick from Sex in the Shitty
    Paris "Wonky" Hilton
    That fat-ass Armenian broad who's dad got OJ off
    Tara "The Booze Whore" Reid, Ozzy's fat daughter
    Wino Crackhouse

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Bai Ling, Dolly Parton each 5 times.
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

    Mike Litoris's Guestbook (257)

    What the fuck do you want now?

    Richard-Schlichting
    by Richard-Schlichting
    1 day 19 hours ago

    Hey, saw you were around just stopped by to say hello.
    Richie

    Delta White
    by Delta White
    2 days 11 hours ago

    Yo rockstar!;) I've added other hot pics of me, Go check me out;)
    ~ Delta

    RyaNAKED
    by RyaNAKED
    3 weeks 3 days ago

    DUDE....... where u been. i did the BDotD AND i saw no comments from you. shit made me laugh though

    Glimmer
    by Glimmer
    5 weeks 1 day ago

    thanks for the info !!!

    i'm already a no talent/now i need to become a star... ;)

    Glimmer
    by Glimmer
    5 weeks 2 days ago

    you used the term 'auto tune' in ref to someones music recently.could you explain abit ??s yeah i have very vague idea/but uh *help*... :)

    babygirl2000
    by babygirl2000
    5 weeks 6 days ago

    hi mike! long time what is up?

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