Mike Litoris

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: I hate pineapple on pizza.
I'm an excellent driver.
I can make fart noise by squeezing my hands together.
My job takes me all over the world. I'm constantly traveling.
I work in the industry of Rock 'N Roll and Heavy Metal.
I've been to thousands of more cities and towns than you've had hot meals.
I have the misfortune of having to live in Amsterdam this summer.
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: Your mom's bed.
Bastardly Home: http://www.myspace.com/coreyshields
What makes you Bastardly?: I like to criticize people because it makes me feel better about my own failures. I also like boobies.
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: 25-220 kgs
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: LezLo
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day: http://www.bastardly.com/2008-bastardly-lady-of-the-day--dana-0509
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: 1. 2 cases of champagne
2. 1 kg of cocaine
3. 6 hookers from Montreal
Your favorite food is...: slowly killing me.
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: Hayden Paanekanook
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...: When Marsellus Wallace is getting ass raped by the hillbillies and gimp in Pulp Fiction and he gets to say that "I'm pretty fuckin far from OK" line after Butch slices that guy with the samurai sword. It's an awesome scene. Not sexy at all but violent as hell.
Music You Would Die Without...: Nicole Shitzinger's solo album.
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: Wino Crackhouse
Your favorite quote is...: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
Hunter S. Thompson
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: Antarctica
Lichtenstein
Uranus
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Tits
Two Favorite TV Shows...: The Moment of Truth & 30 Rock
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: A really big angry cock..I mean an angry male chicken. I think he thought I was looking at one of his hens. I just wanted some fresh eggs for breakfast. I was about 8 years old and to this day, I fear cocks more than sharks.
Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...: Seasame Street. Smoke a doobie and watch it, you'll see what I mean.
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: The horse-faced chick from Sex in the Shitty, Paris "Wonky" Hilton, That fat-ass Armenian broad who's dad got OJ off, Tara "The Booze Whore" Reid, Ozzy's fat daughter.
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: Bai Ling, Dolly Parton each 5 times.
Anything else you wanna say about yourself...: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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jessicarabbit08

Fri, 07/04/2008 - 05:17

thats an interesting name!

BoneCrusher

Thu, 07/03/2008 - 13:32

What up Mike - how was the move? I never did tell you that I read your story about the Donna's a while back - classic I must stay but Word Up [Cameo Style] about keeping them in check. When people hear of Diva types they tend to think of Mariah or J-Lo but a lot of artist get like that too. I've heard some stories about some artist and their Rider List and I'm like man.

I had one artist tell me that he puts particular things on them to make sure they pay attention to detail cause if they don't read that and screw it up there's no telling what they might screw up or not read in other contracts - which is fine but then I've heard about the Anal Bitchy List as well just cause they can do it.

hawaiianwahine

Wed, 07/02/2008 - 14:45

I would never be so violent! those are indeed my eyes- they are bluetastic- although I'm sure the evening light is giving them a little color boost :) sufficient response?

Aisha P

Wed, 07/02/2008 - 14:32

I know, dude! When i took this picture you could at least see my eyes. I dont know what went wrong! I'm gonna put up another pic later anyway. One with my skull fully intact...

Aisha P

Wed, 07/02/2008 - 12:42

Woah yourself, mister!

AlinaMaria

Wed, 07/02/2008 - 09:26

mmm yeah the cheese was so good, but sardinia is my favourite for pecorino! torino is one of my fave cities, ive spent a lot of time there. Theres a restaurant there called c'era una volta where you can do a tasting menu of piedmontese quisine. Its pretty good!

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