Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... I...
1. like beer
2. have a dog
3. like thia food
4. have no grandparents
5. stare at girls breast even after they catch me looking
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... In front of the girls whole family,LOL
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What makes you Bastardly? Nothing, Karma's a bitch! I try to be a nice person but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range as long as she can wipe her ass without assistance,and I can see her vagina without lifting her stomach |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Tori Spelling |
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? 1. Hot chicks
2. plenty of Tequila
3. A few kegs of Miller High Life
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Your favorite food is... seafood(shrimp,haddock,clams,lobster,...) |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Tom Cruise |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... when Diane Lane has the dream in "Lady beware" and wakes up all sweaty in her silk night dress
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Music You Would Die Without... The instrumental theme song from the opening credits of "king of the hill"
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... Martha Stewart...Yeah baby!
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Your favorite quote is... "I've gotta have more cowbell baby"
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... 1. Italy
2. Mexico(Cancun)
3. Amsterdam
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Her face, mostly the eyes and lips
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Two Favorite TV Shows... King of the Hill and Family Guy
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List 1. Jocelyn Wildenstein
2. Courtney Love
3. Donatella Versace
4. Amy Winehouse
5. Tori Spelling
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List 1. Penelope Cruz, 2. Olivia Munn, 3. Hilary Duff, 4. Alison stokke, 5. Sofia Varaga, 6. Minka Kelly, 7. Mila Kunis, 8. Laura Prepon, 9. Kate Beckinsale, 10. Emmanuelle Chriqui |