Dodgemagnum

Dodgemagnum

Joined 25 weeks 22 hours ago

Was bastardly 13 weeks 1 day 23 min ago

Dodgemagnum's Bio

Dodgemagnum hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Thats just a big pile of... (on Lily Cole @ 2008 Life Ball Fashion Show)
  • This is nice pictures but... (on Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • haha, she has a smokin' body... (on Laura Vandervoort - More Bikini Pics Filming "The Reef")
  • I'd strip her off and oil... (on Can Someone Please Cheer Up Mila Kunis?)
  • after she'd been at this... (on Elizabeth Hurley @ Asian Women Of Achievement Awards)
  • meltzer family has to much... (on Bastardly Slut-Off: Aubrey O'Day vs Kim Kardashian vs Khloe Kardashian)
  • WTF, why is everyone hate'n... (on Bastardly Slut-Off: Aubrey O'Day vs Kim Kardashian vs Khloe Kardashian)
  • I'd love to have those thigs... (on Mischa Barton Covers Her Skinny Fat Legs!)
  • I will offer her an open... (on Last One! Happy 27th Birthday To Alessandra Ambrosio!)
  • Some people are too high... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Melissa)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I...
    1. like beer
    2. have a dog
    3. like thia food
    4. have no grandparents
    5. stare at girls breast even after they catch me looking

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    In front of the girls whole family,LOL

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Nothing, Karma's a bitch! I try to be a nice person but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    as long as she can wipe her ass without assistance,and I can see her vagina without lifting her stomach
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Tori Spelling
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    1. Hot chicks
    2. plenty of Tequila
    3. A few kegs of Miller High Life

    Your favorite food is...
    seafood(shrimp,haddock,clams,lobster,...)
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Tom Cruise
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    when Diane Lane has the dream in "Lady beware" and wakes up all sweaty in her silk night dress

    Music You Would Die Without...

    The instrumental theme song from the opening credits of "king of the hill"

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Martha Stewart...Yeah baby!

    Your favorite quote is...

    "I've gotta have more cowbell baby"

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    1. Italy
    2. Mexico(Cancun)
    3. Amsterdam

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Her face, mostly the eyes and lips

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    King of the Hill and Family Guy

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    a snapping turtle

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    2. Courtney Love
    3. Donatella Versace
    4. Amy Winehouse
    5. Tori Spelling

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1. Penelope Cruz, 2. Olivia Munn, 3. Hilary Duff, 4. Alison stokke, 5. Sofia Varaga, 6. Minka Kelly, 7. Mila Kunis, 8. Laura Prepon, 9. Kate Beckinsale, 10. Emmanuelle Chriqui

    Dodgemagnum's Guestbook (1)

    Hey. You said you've been around longer than most everyone else. How long have you been around? I took an L.O.A. from the front page for about a year, but I've been hanging around this site for about 2 years now, I think. Yikes.