RichardD
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- 16 weeks 1 day
- Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...
1. I'm a perfectionist.
2. I LOVE Jim Beam (straight, of course)
3. FIGJAM
4. I don't sleep more than 2 hours every night.
5. I have a rage disorder.- Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...
Anal in the Whole Foods parking lot...hey...
- What makes you Bastardly?
I love this site!!! I come here everyday!!! I love the slutty Bastardly ladies you post!!!
- Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
- 80-90 lbs.
- Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
- Fergie, easily.
- Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
- http://www.bastardly.com/2008-bastardly-lady-of-the-day-revisited--lori-0402
- What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?
Hookers
Shovels
Lye- Your favorite food is...
- Foie gras
- Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...
The only good, solid sex scene(s) I can remember are 2 scenes from Y Tu Mama Tambien (SPOILERS). The first is when Luisa starts blowing Tenoch in the hotel, but then begins fingering him, and then eventually fucks him, all while Julio watches from the hallway. The other scene is the threesome at the end between Julio, Tenoch, and Luisa.
- Music You Would Die Without...
Frank Zappa (with or without) the Mothers of Invention
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Celine Dion
Sam Cooke
Woodie Guthrie
Leadbelly
Sammy Davis Jr.
Emmylou Harris
Willie Nelson
Brian Eno
Johnny Cash
Hank Williams
Rufus Wainwright
Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings
A Tribe Called Qwest
Grant Green
Peggy Lee
Jimmy Hendrix
Led Zeppelin
John Scofield
Marvin Gaye
Neil Young
Queen
Prince
Peter Gabriel
Otis Redding
Aaron Neville
Tina Turner
Aretha Franklin
Ayopunk/hardcore:
Drowningman
Snapcase
Sincebyman
Ink Cartridge Funeral
skycamefalling
Silent Drive
Converge
At The Drive-In
Bad Brains
A Day To Remember
Every Time I Die- One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...
Emmy Rossum. Hands Down.
- Your favorite quote is...
"...Fuck you, you scum-guzzling, backstabbing fucking soap actor. Yeah, you smile motherfucker, and I'll make sure nobody ever returns your call again, you're never on TV, I will cancel your reruns, your name will never appear in print, you won't even be on a fucking "Where Are They Now" series. You know why? Because the k***s up on Hollywood are wrong, and the fucking goat-fucking sand monkey Arabs are wrong, and the fucking child molesting papists are wrong, because I AM GOD. I'm Johnnie, man, and I'm famous, and I am popular, and I will crush you like a fucking bug. And I'm so glad that everyday you'll be waking up paying for my child because your whore of a wife wouldn't have an abortion when I begged her. And I'll never take a test, because I'm rich and I have the best lawyers, and no one but you and I will ever fucking know." -Johnnie Green
- Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...
I've been to most of the places I wanted to go, plus I hate travelling.
1. Doha, Qatar (Been there, like to go back)
2. Cameroon
3. Monrovia- What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
A woman's scent is the first thing I notice.
- Two Favorite TV Shows...
SportsCenter
Sopranos
Whatever else is on EXCEPT SCRUBS...what a dumb fucking show...- What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?
1.Well, for starters, I've been attacked by crazed crackheads in the hood, but that's nearly perfunctory...
2.My ex once threw, no, FLUNG her cell at my head FOR ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON. There was blood all over!! All I did was walk through the door, but considering who I AM, that's all it takes...hmmf...
- Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...
Will & Grace (still one of my favs)
Malcolm In The Middle
Futurama- Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?
1. John Scofield "beep Beep"
2. Frank Zappa "Ian Underwood Whips It Out [Live In Copenhagen]
3. Matthew Wilder "Break My Stride"
4. Elton John "You Can Make History (Young Again)"
5. Marvin Gaye "Trouble Man"
6. Frank Zappa "Hot Poop"
7. Otis Redding "Shake"
8. Kinky "Monday Killer"
9. Bad Brains "Banned In D.C."
10.Aretha Franklin "I Never Loved A Man (The Way I Love You)"- Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List
Kim Kardashian
Jamie-Lynn Siegler
Tila Tequila
Miley Cyrus (she's growing on me though, and by "growing" I mean my penis)
Ashley Tisdale (great blowjob material though)- Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
- Emmy Rossum, Mandy Moore, Odette Yustman, Candice Swanepoel, Selita Ebanks, Jessica White, Miranda Kerr, Olivia Palermo, Julianne Hough, Taylor Momsen
- Anything else you wanna say about yourself...
The discrepancy between the amount of money I make and how little work I actually do is grotesque, and quite frankly shameful!!! Ciao!!!
I love hookers!!!
A little anorexia can go a long way :-)
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