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jack.sparrow

Joined 38 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 6 days 9 hours 28 min ago

jack.sparrow's Bio

jack.sparrow hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • u just look like a3rd grade... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisted - Ana)
  • hey dims... i would love to get a blowy from u... (on dims's guestbook)
  • never trust a vegetarian... wht on earth do u use ... (on schubiedee's guestbook)
  • Why should these bitches rub... (on Caption This, Bitches!! (Adriana Lima Ass Smearer Edition))
  • hahaaa.. if i had it my way... women by law would ... (on Chrystal Alize's guestbook)
  • i wanna rip apart everything... (on Miranda Kerr - Victoria's Secret Spring Fashion 2008)
  • hey.. we could do without that white thing u r try... (on Chrystal Alize's guestbook)
  • my guess would be beer... (on witz's guestbook)
  • You should have heard her... (on Guess Who Drives A Lexus SUV Hybrid!)
  • now this collection is what... (on Miranda Kerr Brings The Afternoon Links!)

    • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    it takes a cool person to put hot fires on ice.. that makes me bastardly

    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    williams sisters
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    paz vega.. lucia y el sexo

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    miranda kerr, adriana, charlize theron, carmen luvana, rachel mcadams, riya sen, elisha cuthbert, petra nemcova, isabelli fontana, eva herzigova

    jack.sparrow's Guestbook (13)

    dims
    by dims
    34 weeks 1 day ago

    Hey jacks. sparrow.

    How are you and where are you from?
    i didn't know you were gay or bi, but it's cool.

    Chrystal Alize
    by Chrystal Alize
    35 weeks 1 day ago

    yea maybe... and hot guys like you shouldnt wear anything either :)... ever... or at least when you're with me

    Chrystal Alize
    by Chrystal Alize
    35 weeks 1 day ago

    oooh really, so you would rather see me without it on? maybe if you are lucky we can work something out to fulfill that wish

    Chrystal Alize
    by Chrystal Alize
    35 weeks 2 days ago

    hey cutie

    Lauren
    by Lauren
    36 weeks 4 days ago

    i dont know how to comment back on your comment??? hahaha
    but no im not brazilian... im italian-canadian!!! hahaha this is like the 10th time ive told somebody this today on this site i have no idea why everybody thinks im brazilian!!!

    Lauren
    by Lauren
    36 weeks 5 days ago

    its actually sooo sunny and nice where i am :)

    Comment by jack.sparrow
    u brazilian?? r e s p e c t
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