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Joined 30 weeks 3 days ago

Was bastardly 3 hours 31 min 57 sec ago

Player's Bio

Bio? WTF is this an obituary... Next thing you will want my resume and salary info.


Recent Bastardliness

  • Please don't sterotype... (on Sarah Chalke @ Late Show With David Letterman)
  • She is not worthy of a... (on Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne Performs In Beijing!)
  • the twins are looking good... (on Carmen Electra @ MTV TRL Live in Milan)
  • This is hard to believe that... (on Flashback 2002: Jessica Alba @ Kids Choice Awards)
  • I am noticing a resemblance... (on Carmen Electra @ "Disaster Movie' Premiere in Rome)
  • Looking much better... (on Sarah Chalke @ Late Show With David Letterman)
  • their 15 minutes are up... (on Aly & Aj Michalka: Barely Legal vs Jailbait Matchup!)
  • Seen better days but she is... (on Who Invited Tara Reid To "El Sueno De Esperanza"?)
  • She looks great - but she is... (on Kim Kardashian Took Her Booty To The Dance Studio!)
  • Definately her "O" face!!!... (on Caption This, Bitches! (Anna Faris Visits Dublin Edition))
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1. "I will never live for the sake of another man,
    nor ask another man to live for the sake of mine. "
    2. Less is never more.
    3. cig smoke makes me nauseas.
    4. I would like to be more patient but sometimes its not possible.
    5. Real or Fake boobs...it doesn't matter to me. Take either.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Not anorexic - no chunky mommas either I like curves but in proportion so weight is meaningless
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Hayden, Amy Whinehouse
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Good booze and fine women + good food or any combination...

    Your favorite food is...
    This would be what I would enjoy eating if it wasn't so bad: Gyros, Chicago Style Hot Dogs, Fish Tacos, BBQ ribs
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    JLo, Paris Hilton, Tyra Banks, Oprah, Brainless Brittany and Family
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Hmm...there are so many, I am sure if I put some effort into it I would be able to name a dozen or so.

    Wild Things Denise Richards and Neve Campbell
    Sex and Lucia - Paz Vega
    Body Heat - Kathleen Turner and her red skirt

    Music You Would Die Without...

    I am not sure I would die without it...

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Considering that most celebrities you can see naked somewhere on the internet my pick would be someone a bit more complex - Robin Meade (CNN). Robin if you are reading this please - I would be happy to photograph you!

    Your favorite quote is...

    Favorite recent quote from Super Bad - Seth; You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Morocco, Hawaii, Greek Islands in the late summer.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Her eyes?

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Office Space and 30 Rock

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    David Bowie - Young American
    Everclear - Father of Mine
    Tom Waits - All the world is Green
    KC & the Sunshine Band - Baby Give it Up
    Coolio - Im in love with Mary Jane
    Johnny Cash - Joe Bean
    Gypsy Kings - Alegria
    The Clash - Somebody Got Murdered
    Coldplay - Clocks
    Andrea Bocelli - Amore

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/09/2008
    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    My Wife is number one on the list and then in no particular order..., Jessica Simpson, Jenifer Love Hewitt, Marissa Miller, Maria Menounos, Megan Fox, Keeley Hazell, Monica Bellucci, Penelope Cruz, Eva Longoria, Kelly Brook, Katharine McPhee, Sofia Vergara, Sara Varone, April Scott, Alyssa Milano, ...oops I got carried away!
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    There is a few BLOTD favs: Summer, Elle, Luiza, Lola, Dana, Ashley, Lori, Kimia, Susan, Hilary, Emily, Cassie, Leni

    Player's Guestbook

    An expert in stucco...A veteran of Love....An Outlaw in Peru

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