Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... I'm Native American (Blackfeet)
I have rice chasing tendencies.
I never drink ...wine.
Card carrying member of the MST3K Fan Club.
I love dogs and despise cats.
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What makes you Bastardly? I slept with all of my ex-girlfriends sisters. I am a bastard, but my Dad and I are good friends now. As hard as I try, I can't help myself from typing a lot of crude shit here on the Bastizzle.
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 120 - 160 You know healthy, but not obese. |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Star Jones (thats maximum fug) |
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? Besides hot ladies.
Booze, pills and marijuana.
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Your favorite food is... I have simple tastes. A big breakfast (bacon, eggs, pancakes and toast) or a juicy (non-fast food) Hamburger will do fine. |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? All of them... unless it's a hot female... |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... Anything with Linda Fiorentino getting boned.
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Music You Would Die Without... Led Zeppelin
STP
The Beatles
Rush
Loads of Classic Rock
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... Lea Thompson in her Back to the Future and Howard the Duck days. Not just titty scenes, I'm talking every inch of her body. :)
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Your favorite quote is... "Who's the more foolish - the fool, or the fool who follows him?" Sir Alec Guinness as Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars.
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... Tokyo, Japan (for some international rice chasing)
London, England
Vancouver, BC
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? |
Two Favorite TV Shows... Quantum Leap
Mystery Science Theater 3000
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? Besides crazy bitches, I got kicked by a horse once.
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Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 02/03/1979 |
Your Bastardly Location Montana |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List In no particular order...
1. Kimberly Stuart
2. Rosie O'Donnell
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Tori Spelling
5. Star Jones
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List In no particular order..., 1. Lindsay Lohan, 2. Hayden Panettiere, 3. Olivia Munn, 4. Linda Fiorentino, 5. Reese Witherspoon (before having kids), 6. Meg Ryan (loved her in The Doors... to bad she has more plastique then C4), 7. Zhang Ziyi, 8. Jessica Simpson (when she was still fresh), 9. Adriana Lima (thanks to the Bastardly), 10. Alessandra Ambrosio (again, thanks to the Bastardly) |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... If you mind that I use ellipses in a non grammatical way...fuck you.
I'm relaxing on the Bastardly, not writing a fucking essay.
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream...I love to turn you on...
I will treat you well...my sweet angel...so help me jesus...
It's never necessary to tell me that you think I'm right. We'll just... assume it.
What makes thee a Bastard?...meditate on it, i will...
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