Xerces714

I am an artist
I write
I try to be a jack of all trades
I am a master of none
I will attempt to make you laugh-or cry- depending on the situation.
I have no problem making LENI blush!!! :-)

Just like that horrible SCHNickleback sonnnnng goes... "been there- done that".

Bastard out of the womb...always trying to get back in!

Something more than scrawny something less than bone crushing

AMY CRACKHOUSE!

Ball Gag
Go Go Music
A Female Gimp

Whip cream off her stomach

Shitney Spears... fuck! Giving the home team a bad name! BIATCH!

The one with Salma Hayek, Diora Baird, Marisa Miller and me. Oh... that movie is not out yet. Otherwise HANDS DOWN... Monster's Ball Sex scene 1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Halle!

tool, taproot, etta james, jimi hendrix, nine inch nails, john coltrane, hank williams sr, mastodon, incubus, pearl jam, sevendust, porcupine tree, glen hasard, cky, marvin gaye, prodigy, charles mingus, mudvayne, ratm, led zep, sabbath, radiohead, mars volta, johnny cash, willie nelson, tom waits, david bowie, plenty more...

Are you famous? Let me know...

Where ya at?

Italy
Germany-Bavaria
Anywhere with great company...

Well, coming from a guy one would expect "boobs". Truthfully it would be the eyes. Boobs are, however, a close second.

Life (probably canceled) and Ghost Whisperer (for obvious reasons) but lets not forget Naked Price is Right (C'mon DOWN!).( Okay that's a show they SHOULD create!)

Okay... I do watch other "meaningful stuff": CBS Sunday Morning, Anything on Discovery, History, PBS and Nat-Geo (especially if it has something to do with art and music)

A dune buggy going off of a cliff
Your mom

Magnum P.I.
Night Court- (Marky Post...mmmmmm)
Quantuum Leap
A-Team- (I pity da fool!)
Bosom Buddies
Diff'rent Strokes- (Whatcu talkin bout Willis?!?!)

01/24/1970

NOLA- Mardi Gras, Cajun Food and Jazz, Baby!

Crackhouse, Shitney, Nicole Shitney, Rosey Choadonnel, that bitch at the DMV

Diora Baird!-Salma Hayek-Kate Beckensale!-Lucy Pinder(4 way tie!), Scar-Jo, Jennifer Connelly, Marisa Miller!, Kelly Brook, Leticia Casta, and Jennifer Love Hewett (gimmie that fatass!)

...i've painted myself into a corner and i don't know how to get out but through the wall... we'll meet on the outside where we're alive...never wake me up and tell me when the dream ends... i want to know what it is like to be free... i am held in a liar's embrace and i cannot stand to look upon the face that states claim to care... pull the blade from my back if i am to believe... lets retrieve what is lost... it's ok.. you can let your defenses down long enough to love me...again... (copyright-cid paul 2005)