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witz

Joined 38 weeks 3 days ago

Was bastardly 1 week 2 days 18 hours ago

108 years old

home of beavers and beer

witz's Bio

witz hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • your taste in men is impeccable.... (on rlmonalisa's guestbook)
  • i lover her hairstyle, but... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Mona)
  • love her. she's gorgeous.... (on The Bastardly Minute With... Olga Kurylenko)
  • that's a nice ass? there's a... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Miss N.)
  • admittedly, her boobs... (on Kim Kardashian Took Her Booty To The Dance Studio!)
  • admittedly, she her boobs... (on Kim Kardashian Took Her Booty To The Dance Studio!)
  • bingo. that's exactly what i... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Mai)
  • boring.... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jackie)
  • i want to like her, but the... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Megan)
  • i wish john would post more.... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Priscila)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    i love lists; making them, reading them, everything about them
    two years is the longest i've had my natural hair colour since i was ten
    i hate made up musical genres
    i love anime and manga and not just bishojo or maho shojo crap, however:
    i still love sailor moon

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    airplane- must
    top of the empire state building

    What makes you Bastardly?

    i've got a few t-shirts and short-shorts to prove it. i guess i'm kind of the model for this site.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    160-200lbs
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    sarah jessica parker
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    Dina
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    pack of cards
    tequila
    me

    Your favorite food is...
    can't go wrong with shawarma
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    rhianna
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    shoot 'em up

    Music You Would Die Without...

    nine inch nails
    incubus
    tool
    the list goes on and on

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    johnny depp
    brandon boyd
    gabriel aubrey

    Your favorite quote is...

    i'm just in love with love

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    japan
    australia
    california

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    hair
    height

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    criminal minds
    dexter
    nip/tuck
    south park
    spongebob

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    01/01/1900
    Your Bastardly Location
    home of beavers and beer
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    sarah jessica parker,

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    jessica alba, scarjo, salma hayek, natalie portman, megan fox, halle berry, vikki blows, monic bellucci, giorgia palmas and olivia munn.
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    other fave blotds:
    http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/22/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-k...
    http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2008/02/08/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-d...
    http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/05/22/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-a...

    witz's Guestbook (10)

    LiLLy380
    by LiLLy380
    4 weeks 4 days ago

    HELLO

    how are you

    and by the way ure really cute

    SchmaddaKid
    by SchmaddaKid
    6 weeks 23 hours ago

    Just doing some stalking and ran into you.... glad I did because you are super cute.

    Moelicious
    by Moelicious
    13 weeks 2 days ago

    one of the hottest on the site!

    Thanks for sticking around!

    john
    by john
    27 weeks 1 day ago

    thanks witz
    i've been busy and feeling a little uninspired
    so it's not you
    it's me

    PoeIsGone
    by PoeIsGone
    30 weeks 13 hours ago

    Thank you so much!
    :)

    Moelicious
    by Moelicious
    34 weeks 3 days ago

    You like eva mendes in that pic! Ow!!

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