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tonka

Joined 30 weeks 5 days ago

Was bastardly 14 weeks 3 days 20 hours ago

tonka's Bio

tonka hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • omega is the one of the most sweetest girls i have... (on omega's guestbook)
  • Simply stunning girl WOW!!!... (on Emmanuelle Chriqui Uses Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!)
  • Beautiful smile, wonderful... (on Petra Nemcova @ The Monaco F1 Grand Prix)
  • Hot tall cute girl ten out... (on Stacy Keibler @ Maxim's 2008 Hot 100 Party)
  • I, the Penis, hereby request... (on Bastardly Breaking News!! Christina Aguilera Matches Leopard Print Handbag With Leopard Print Bra!!)
  • No, we split several years ago when she had me dep... (on omega's guestbook)
  • Thanks, It was a bit long that joke but it tickled... (on omega's guestbook)
  • I urgently needed a few days... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Val)
  • Two women friends had gone... (on Hayden Panettiere Finds Love on "I Love You Beth Cooper" Set)
  • Two Aussie builders (Phil... (on Paris Hilton Pimps Her Can-Can Fragrance)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    Deported from Sweden
    Worked in Tanzania
    Play Rugby and football (that's soccer!)and vollyball
    Love the USA
    Ran the London marathon 2007 and 2008

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Well............I finished my electrical apprenticeship and went to work in Tanzania where I met a Swedish girl doing aid work. To cut a long story short we both returned to her country it was only then I found out she got a thrill of making out during thunder storms outdoors.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Love the sense of humour on the site

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    weight not important.....a nice smile
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Donatella
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    Rachel?page=0,1
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Friends ,Music ,alcohol

    Your favorite food is...
    Italian..anything with pasta !
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Soooooo Many!!
    Music You Would Die Without...

    Gorillaz
    U2
    Keane
    snow patrol
    coldplay

    Marvyn Gaye - Whats going on .....Just can't help singing along!My Mums favorite track and is now one of mine, wonderful.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Katie Derham or Jennifer Aniston

    Your favorite quote is...

    "Its not very often you interest me.......but today you have"
    I use this when I want to put someone down.

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    South Pole (antartica) , Canada , New Zealand

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Smile then eyes.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1 Our HR advisor at work Emma Wakefield grim and a nasty bit of work.
    HA HA. I wonder if she googled her name this would come up!

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Heather Graham, Katie Derham (classic English beauty), Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson, M.Heurlin ....A girl from Sweden in a city called Lund near Malmo .The most beautiful girl in the world................If you ever read this, I will be forever sorry.
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I am but a humble electrician live and work in good old London town.
    Love pubs and clubs.

    tonka's Guestbook (28)

    chanelle
    by chanelle
    6 weeks 2 days ago

    tonka , aint seen you in months, your not answering private messages.Look i just wanna pay you back for looking after me that night.you know what i mean.
    i am so thankful for you looking after me,whoever your with she is a lucky gal.

    chanelle
    by chanelle
    11 weeks 24 min ago

    tonka honey, just saying thanks for looking out for me, you know what i mean.

    chanelle
    by chanelle
    14 weeks 6 days ago

    thanks for saying hello last night, meant alot. sorry about being a nasty bitch.just can't help myself.why did you have to rush off ?

    omega
    by omega
    15 weeks 3 days ago

    GOING TO THE FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    omega
    by omega
    15 weeks 3 days ago

    GERMANY WON
    GERMANY WON
    GERMANY WON
    GERMANY WON
    GERMANY WON
    GERMANY WON
    GERMANY WON
    GERMANY WON

    chanelle
    by chanelle
    15 weeks 6 days ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWVvQ2cqNR0

    and listen to the words coz i thought you

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