Duce

Expat living and working in Mexico City, Mexico.
Married with 4 kids.
I'm an Anarcho Capitalist.
6´3" 225 lbs
I'm an actual Bastard

This isn't too crazy or kinky, but there's a huge steam room in my apartment building. I'm dying to get it on in there.

I visit this website more than I should.

100 - 115

Rumor Willis - Hate to do it, love her Dad, but damn that's a big ass chin.

Pad Thai or a nice Filet Mignon

Paris Hilton

DEFTONES!

Any one of my top ten hottest.

"The state is the great fictitious entity by which everyone seeks to live at the expense of everyone else."

Frederic Bastiat
The State in Selected Essays on Political Economy

Japan
Thailand
China

Everything gets taken in together.

Martin
Seinfeld

This crazy ass bird when I was a kid living in Montevideo, Uruguay. My brother and I were playing in a field and this bird kept dive bombing us. We had to run and then dive to the ground right before he scratched out my eyes. I was eight at the time and it was fun, but scary as hell. We ended up going back alot, just to have that bird attack us.

Rumor Willis
Kelly Osborne (Ozzies´ daughter)
Jessica Parker
Rosie O'Donnell
Bai Ling
Mischa Barton
Amy Winehouse

1. Adriana Lima, 2. Shu Qi (The hottie from The Transporter), 3. Selita Eubanks, 4. Megan Fox, 5. Scarlett Johanssen, 6. Jessica Alba, 7. Shannyn Sossamon, 8. Kate Beckinsale, 9 & 10. Drawing a blank but any number of the wicked hot women that are featured on the Bastardly.

Love this site, but I don't like bastards bagging on people when they don't even have a real picture of themselves in their profile. That's not bastardly, it's cowardly. Also, uncertified bastards who go on their little rants are the ultimate cowards. Grow a pair, get certified, put your real picture up and then you can talk shit.