Universal Sluthood

Universal Sluthood

Joined 38 weeks 5 days ago

Was bastardly 26 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago

Universal Sluthood's Bio

Universal Sluthood hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • i dont care how many kids... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited - Lori)
  • summary of the comments - 1.... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Week In Review!)
  • does drew really need a bra?... (on Justin Long Slept With Drew Barrymore in Mexico (We Think))
  • wazz that dripping in second... (on Marisa Miller - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue)
  • she is hot, very hot.... (on Mischa Barton Went For A Walk In Beverly Hills!)
  • i'd do her. agreed, she is... (on What Kinky Stuff Is Paris Hilton Into?)
  • count me in... (on Lindsay Lohan Showin' The Ass To Kids @ 2006 Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards)
  • fuck you photobucket, where... (on Megan Fox Is STILL Sleeping With Brian Austin Green)
  • am i the only one who thinks... (on Avril & Deryck Whibley: What Do They See in Each Other?)
  • her sister is way hotter... (on Monica Cruz @ ONDE 2000 Team Presentation in Spain)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    i'm an investment banker

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    anywhere and everywhere

    What makes you Bastardly?

    i loved your mommy and now i love you.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    100-150lbs
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    my bitch
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    - blondes and brunettes in white/pink mini skirts
    - alcohol and
    - and music

    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    brits
    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    ambrosio

    Your favorite quote is...

    fuk, till it hurts.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    face

    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    i randomly stalk other bastards and thats very often

    Universal Sluthood's Guestbook (1)

    hello!