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When I was younger, I was part of secretly funded research into alternative fuel sources.
A group of scientists were using modified ectoplasmic containment devices to capture and store libidinous energy they had discovered was continuously radiating from their test subjects.
Only mildly libidinous at the time, they still managed to use energy from me to power a small Welsh village. They tried to repeat this experiment on me again recently, but had to shut down the process for fear of overloading their apparatus.
You should see what happened when they hooked up the Jagger kid!- Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...
Craziest & kinkiest Place I Want to get it on? Why, that would be
- What makes you Bastardly?
I'm not very Bastardly (it comes and it goes)
- Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
- If I find a person sexy, cute or interesting. That's it. I'm on the broad side myself, so I shouldn't really be too hypocritical about the whole thing. But I'm human therefore flawed. So it happens sometimes.
- What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?
You and me and everyone we know?
- Your favorite food is...
- Katsu curry (vegetable or chicken) Banana sandwiches. Sushi. Chicken Korma. West Indian Stew. Okonomiyaki. Italian. Thai. Indian. Greek. I like all sorts of food so it could become a long ass list!
- Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...
There are couple of sensual scenes 'Tampopo'. They'll do for now. :)
- Music You Would Die Without...
To a certain extent, music is everything and everything is music.
- Your favorite quote is...
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they get me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."
Marvin. A paranoid android.- Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...
Japan. The Maldives. I'll come back to the third one!
- What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes. Vibe. Face. Voice. Smile. Laugh. Hair.
- Two Favorite TV Shows...
Grand Designs. Futurama. Firefly.
- Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...
The Hitch-Hikers Guide to The Galaxy. Minder. Monkey. Superstars.
- Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
- Less a top ten, more a random selection, K. Beckinsale, Samantha Morton, K. Allen, Jacqueline Bisset, T. Newton, K. Kreuk, M. Bellucci, M. Kirshner, T. Amos, Dania Ramirez, K. Melua, Nora Zehetner, K. Hepburn, Ivana Horvat, Julia Ormond, K. Kendall, Ziyi Zhang
- Anything else you wanna say about yourself...
There are too many pretty, quirky, interesting or classy BLOTD's for me to be able to narrow it down to just the one. So in no particular order: Meg, Megan, Emily, Dina, Kim G, Leni, Vivian, Leanne, Bianca, Elisabeth, Jena, Jia, Summer, Melissa, and Michelle (the aspiring painter).
I'll play football(soccer), tennis, or volleyball any chance that I get.
