L0rd

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L0rd

Joined 39 weeks 15 hours ago

Was bastardly 13 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago

L0rd's Bio

L0rd hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • i'd hit it...with my... (on Bai Ling Attacks The 'Third Eye Blonde' Opening)
  • i'd hit it... (on Shannen Doherty & Her Legs Help Promote The New '90210')
  • oh gawd the shorter one... (on Ann Summers Lingerie Models Hit Oxford Street)
  • fap fap fap... (on Mikalah Gordon @ "Next Of Kin" Premiere)
  • ''you're the man now dog''... (on Caption This, Bitches! (Donald & Ivanka Trump Edition?))
  • yummy,i love bones... (on Michael Kors Needs To Feed His Runway Models)
  • hot... (on Bai Ling @ Who' Next What's Next Fashion Show)
  • buttbag please... (on Selena Gomez Trying To Look Old @ 2008 ALMA Awards)
  • hell yeah!!... (on Hot or Not: Veronica Loren @ 2008 ALMA Awards)
  • skinny legs,meh... (on Emma Roberts @ Dolly Teen Choice Awards)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1.I can beat the crap OF EVERYONE under 7 years old
    2.I don´t like eva longoria's fans
    3.Well,i don´t know
    4.Random facts?,i can levitate (for real)
    5.I know Sean Connery....

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I like Dance music,A-L-O-T!!

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    30 lbs,i like little girls
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Eva Longoria
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    1.Coke
    2.Underage Chicks
    3.Gangsta Music

    Your favorite food is...
    cunt
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Kendra Wilkinson,Jessica Alba,Paris Hilton (fuck lazy eye bitch)
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Uhmm,that scene in the movie 10 with Bo Derek

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Trp-Hop

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Michelle Trachtenberg

    Your favorite quote is...

    YEAH?,WELL,FUCK YOU!!!
    -L'0rd,2008

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Camel Toe

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    The Fresh Prince
    Lazy Town

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    im not that old lulz

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1.Eva Longoria
    2.Eva Longoria in pants
    3.Eva Longoria in Spandex
    4.Eva Longoria taking a $hit
    5.Eva Longoria's Mom

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1.Your mom, 2.Scarlett Johasson, 3.Jennifer Love Hewitt (i'd hit that ass), 4.Jessica Biel, 5.Charlize Theron, 6.Your Aunt, 7.That bitch from Arrested Development, 8.Amy Whinehouse, 9.Beah Arthur, 10.Jennifer aniston
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Nothing.

    L0rd's Guestbook (2)

    RyaNAKED
    by RyaNAKED
    33 weeks 6 days ago

    nuttin

    hangin

    drinkin

    computerizin

    hatein

    RyaNAKED
    by RyaNAKED
    35 weeks 5 days ago

    when u throw a party - i wanna go

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