damnable

damnable

Joined 31 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 1 day 22 hours 9 min ago

108 years old

damnable's Bio

damnable hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • she usually looks pretty... (on Lindsay Lohan Took Her Rack Out For A Walk!)
  • i agree.... she's looking... (on Angela Lindvall @ Ralph Lauren Dinner in Paris)
  • it's because she has full... (on Kat Dennings @ "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" Premiere)
  • apparently, the "bottomless"... (on Really Bond Girls Do November, 2008 GQ Magazine! Ow!)
  • Yummy.... (on Kate Beckinsale Wants Your Support For Sexiest MILF!)
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  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    The recession is partly my fault
    Jerry Seinfeld once thought i was stalking him (it was a random movie theatre thing..seriously)
    Canadian (though that's not really that random. it just is).
    Really hate cankles.
    I don't believe that MSG is as bad for you as "they" say.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    fact that i refuse to answer this in any detail.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    It's all about the love. just don't have cankles.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    i know it's obvious, but gotta go with the winehouse.
    Your favorite food is...
    Chorizo in red wine
    Music You Would Die Without...

    you take away one bit of music, you kill it all.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    kate beckinsale

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    no particular order: antartica, Argentina, Croatia/Serbia/Montenegro (this last one..check, as of last week)...so new third spot: new zealand

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Smile, legs. and then whether or not she's got some vacuous look in her eyes. vacuous is bad.

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    It's on RANDOM. could be anything. duh.

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    09/18/1900
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    kim k. the winehouse.

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    it changes every day, but kate beckinsale is on that list somewhere
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I can't think of another damn thing, damn it.

    damnable's Guestbook (20)

    Hey! Glad you had a good time over here, come back soon, maybe to Zagreb, the capital ;) Oh and everyone (myself included) likes Karlovacko pivo better than ozujsko, so you must have a peculiar taste :p pusa

    Hey! Yes I'm on my vacation now, currently in Split. It's been fun so far... I see you're into sports, me, not so much :) but Ancic is very popular here in Croatia... Anyways, you can easily get around here speaking only english, but if you need directions or something, approach young people, the older ones usually don't speak english very well.
    I see I gotta do a little translation here... vodka = votka (it's the same), soda = sok, but as I said, there's no need to torture yourself with croatian heheh. As for beverage and food, while you're here you have to try a drink called "rakija" (pronounced raakeeyah hehehe) and ćevapi, a specialty originaly from bosnia.

    Well, I guess this is it... :) Have a nice stay here in my homeland :p I hope you'll enjoy it. Let me know how was it when you come back, I'd love to hear your impressions. :*

    Must be nice! I'm in the east end. I don't mind the commute though. Mostly because I don't drive it lol

    Heheh, ok I will try and explain how "živjeli" is pronounced, seeing how essential this word will be while you're staying here. First of all, croatian does not have accent marks, "ž" is a letter in croatian alphabet, we also have some other weird letters such as "č", "ć", "š", "đ"... Anyways... God, how do I explain this... Err, I'll try to write it down :p It sounds something like this: geevyelee... Lol
    I mean, you have a croatian friend and you're bothering me with this stuff... Just kidding :) If you need any further information, just ask. And be creative with the questions :) So are you guys landing in Zagreb?

    I miss New York all the time. One of the many regrets I have is moving from New York back to Los Angeles. I miss Patsy's Pizza and Other Music and St. Mark's Books and this Japanese Tea Shop in the East Village, I forget the name, but they served the best Green Tea Latte I've ever had, and Frank, and Jones St. Cafe, and all sorts of stuff that I can't think of right now. For some reason I seem to fit in better in NYC, or better yet, there are so many people that I don't need to fit in, while here in Los Angeles, the city I was born and raised, people size you up in an instant, and if you don't fit in, i.e., young, pretty, famous, wearing the latest gaudy, trendy clothes, then, zap, you're invisible, might as well have drifted off into the haze.

    I have been to Canada once. Vancouver. Had a nice time. Very pretty in Vancouver. Where do you live? Toronto, Montreal, somewhere else?

    Seems we won't run into one another after all, I'll be back in Zagreb by august 11, I have to study for the few exams I have left... :((( So this summer won't be very cheerful for me, and on top of it all I won't get to meet you :p ;) So I answered your question about my occupation besides vacationing, it's not very glamorous you see... :) And about that phrase, I guess you can use it as a line here ;) but people may think you're weird lol
    Just kidding, the only phrase you should learn is "živjeli", that's croatian for "cheers" ;) but your croatian friend already told you about that, right?