oyevay

oyevay

Joined 39 weeks 23 hours ago

Was bastardly 2 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago

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Recent Bastardliness

  • ^That must make you a... (on Victoria's Secret Bikini Hotness Overload in Miami Beach!! Ow!)
  • I'm a little excited to see... (on Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima & Others Do A Bikini Shoot!)
  • Karolina almost seems like... (on HOLY GOD!! Victoria's Secret Models Attack Miami Beach!!)
  • Now, I've never read a... (on Adriana Lima Spices up Paris Vogue Magazine)
  • Wow. A very unique bra. It's... (on Adriana Lima & Victoria's Secret $5 Million Fantasy Bra)
  • You can point out all the... (on Miranda Kerr Rides In A Mercedes Benz!)
  • The body is above average,... (on Marisa Miller - GQ Magazine, August 2008)
  • I missed the rush, but I... (on Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • It'd be naive to expect her... (on Adriana Lima & Birthday / Engagement Sexual Positions)
  • THE body of Victoria's... (on Karolina Kurkova @ 2008 Country Music Awards)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    -I currently go to a college
    -I currently reside somewhere on Earth
    -I'll pretend like porn is awful when really it's one of life's greatest pleasures
    -I have no idea how I stumbled on this site(I think I woke up here)
    -I plan on traveling my arse off

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I tell people I hate cheese, when I secretly eat it when I'm alone.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    I don't really care, as long as it's settled in the right places;)
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    cast of The View(they are one giant,annoying celebrity altogether)
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Awesome people

    Your favorite food is...
    Anything chicken
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    cast of ANY MTV show+Paris Hilton
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    I don't remember any, except the Halle Berry one in Monsters Ball(unfortunately)

    Music You Would Die Without...

    good music...

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Famke Jannsen

    Your favorite quote is...

    Having a smoking/non smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing/non peeing section in a swimming pool

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Brazil
    Anywhere in Europe
    Australia/New Zealand

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    The eyes

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Law and Order:SVU
    Will and Grace

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    Crows. They came outta nowhere, the damn hell birds

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    I'm pretty sure I was big into Dragon Ball Z haha

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Tila Tequila. Her being annoying makes up for the other 4 women

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Caroline Trentini, Kate Beckinsale, Alyssa Milano, Gianne Albertoni, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Rocio Guirao Diaz, Candice Swanepoel, Famke Jannsen
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I love all the arguements people strike up in the model posts. It's awesome

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