DirtyBastard

DirtyBastard

Joined 39 weeks 23 hours ago

Was bastardly 26 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago

DirtyBastard's Bio

DirtyBastard hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • I'll whoop you in any game... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Megan)
  • awww, i wanted to see your top list. lol, o well. ... (on pstroyer's guestbook)
  • damn, everyone is so... (on Doutzen Kroes & Noemie Lenoir - Lesbian Sex Fantasy)
  • she's been teabagged by... (on Bastardly Breaking News!! Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Heads A Ball!)
  • how tall r u??... (on omega's guestbook)
  • hey love. how are you doing?... (on Glimmer's guestbook)
  • you seem like an annoying... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Val)
  • i agree with your tyra comment about sasha grey. i... (on Caitie Harmful's guestbook)
  • those mom jeans are riding... (on Mischa Barton @ Candie's Foundation "Event To Prevent")
  • oh yea, audrina is the chick... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Dana)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1) I'm blunt and most of the time tactless
    2) But I have a big <3
    3) I love beautiful women (supermodels)
    4) But I think there are women who aren't the best looking, but surpass supermodels by personality, intelligence, and a sense of self - which is more beautiful in my eyes
    5) I'm an astrology geek.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    In a tent, camping. First time was awesome, so I'm waiting for July for our yearly camping trip and hopefully no bears will show up.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I love to kill the self-esteem of the blotds

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    160-200
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Sandra Oh
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Drugs & alcohol,
    College students,
    Bubble machine

    Your favorite food is...
    Ginger Lobster w. Tomally
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Tyra Banks
    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    Cops, and military men

    Your favorite quote is...

    Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something. –Plato

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    1. Cambodia/ S.E. Asia
    2. Japan
    3. Ireland

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Face

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A little boy - little f*cker tackled me from behind. Cheap shot bastard.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Sandra Oh
    Jodie Marsh
    Tila Nguyen
    Joan Rivers
    Fergie

    (In no order)

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1.Jun Hasegawa, 2.Doutzen Kroes, 3.Yasmin Brunet, 4.Ana Beatriz Barros, 5.Adriana Lima, 6.Jessica Gomez, 7.Pampita, 8., 9., 10.
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Don't hate me, hate the bastardly

    DirtyBastard's Guestbook (60)

    I am still going through growth spurts and having growing pains in my arms and legs, but right now I am 5'9

    Yep, I did see those videos.

    I think Tyra owes her an apology.

    Hey hope u feel better that makes the 2 of us im not feeling well either im 22

    Hi how r u

    Hey there!! I'm sooo skinnier than that bikini babe below me... :)

    I don't have a boyfriend but i date around...